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Matt is just really damn good at karaoke

(Anonymous) 2015-06-13 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Somebody, somehow, discovers that Matt has a freaky good memory for song lyrics. So they take it upon themselves to drag him out to a karaoke bar. Which sounds like a terrible idea, because, "Hello, Foggy, I can't exactly read the lyrics..." But then he gets nice and drunk and Foggy (or whoever) has to pull him back from doing a Journey song AGAIN.

Re: Matt is just really damn good at karaoke

(Anonymous) 2015-06-13 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
As someone current enduring he worst karaoke in the world, this is so very seconded, just because.

Matt, stuck in a water tower

(Anonymous) 2015-06-13 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It's comic canon that Matt Murdock is not fond of being underwater, it's nature's own sensory deprivation tank for him and he can't help but panic. So I really want to know how it goes when he (not DD) squeezes into a rooftop water tower to save a drowning neighbourhood kid and they both get trapped in there.

Orange is the New Black crossover

(Anonymous) 2015-06-13 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Seeing as some of the characters are from NYC and both shows are Netflix originals, I thought this would be more than appropriate. N&M defend one of the inmates, Karen ends up there, and/or Claire works in the infirmary...go nuts.

Re: Orange is the New Black crossover

(Anonymous) 2015-06-13 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Forgot to add: Wilson and/or Wesley have stocks in the prison, or Wilson's the warden.

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Matt/male character, daddy kink

(Anonymous) 2015-06-13 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
NO AGEPLAY OR UNDERAGE PLEASE, though taking the kink outside of the bedroom is more than welcome.

Matt likes calling his male partner "daddy" when he's in subspace.

Re: Matt/male character, daddy kink

(Anonymous) 2015-06-15 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I need this like air.

Claire/Matt - Sounding

(Anonymous) 2015-06-13 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Claire fucking Matt's dick with a sounding rod.

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(Anonymous) 2015-06-15 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
ROARS APPROVAL

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Foggy/Matt - Good boys like bad boys

(Anonymous) 2015-06-13 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do all the good girls guys like the bad boys?
Like a moth to a flame I guess I'm back here again
Tell me why the dark side just catches my eye?
I know that you're a villain but I can't stop this feeling

- Jadyn Maria, "Good Girls Like Bad Boys"

Whatever you want to make of this. Canon-compliant, or Foggy and Daredevil where he and Matt were never friends/roommates, Foggy and Dark!Matt, etc

The Avengers meet Daredevil, Daredevil is trans

(Anonymous) 2015-06-13 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I've only seen two fics with Matt as a trans man and I'm yet to see any that are crossed with the Avengers. Whether it's part of an identity reveal thing or it's something Matt's playing close to his chest and something else that makes him extra wary of being patched up by Bruce or Dr Cho, I don't mind.

Re: The Avengers meet Daredevil, Daredevil is trans

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
yes yes YES

Matt/Foggy, overprotective!Jack doesn't like Foggy

(Anonymous) 2015-06-13 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
So Jack didn't die (IDK how or why, but that doesn't actually matter to me because this is just a stupid fluffy prompt), which means he's around to see when Matt's talent for attracting people of questionable character kicks in.

For some reason it's always the delinquents who skip school, get in fights and do drugs who are always trying to get in Matt's pants. Worse, Matt likes these kids back and Jack can just see his plan for Matt to become a successful lawyer falling apart. So he becomes the overprotective dad who's always trying to beat the troublemakers off his kid with a stick.

After years of this, Matt eventually brings Foggy home. He's polite, respectful, and treats Matt well. Jack is sure it must be an act because if Matt likes a guy, he's got to be terrible, and if Foggy is smart enough to pretend he's a good guy, then he must be even worse than the other jerks who've been interested in Matt in the past.

Basically, I'm looking for the wacky hijinks of Foggy trying to win Jack over.

Re: Matt/Foggy, overprotective!Jack doesn't like Foggy

(Anonymous) 2015-06-13 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I WANT NEED THIS

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Matt&Foggy or Matt/Foggy: Matt attempts suicide. Foggy finds him. LOTS OF COMFORT

(Anonymous) 2015-06-13 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
TW: attempted suicide

A little bit ago there was an amazing fill wherein Matt loses his entire support structure (he and Foggy don't immediately make up, Father Lantom dies etc) and ends up committing suicide. Foggy and Karen find his body. I BAWLED LIKE A BABY.

Please, kinkmeme, fix my broken heart. Give a me fic with a similar set up, only this time Foggy gets to Matt in time. I just really *really* need all the comfort, enough to outweigh the hurt.

Re: Matt&Foggy or Matt/Foggy: Matt attempts suicide. Foggy finds him. LOTS OF COMFORT

(Anonymous) 2015-06-13 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
*not-so-anon-author of that fill smoothly slides in the scene*

Hellooooo, you called?

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Gangbang for Foggy

(Anonymous) 2015-06-13 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I really want a fic where Foggy occasionally likes to go out and have sex with a group of strange men, not often just now and then. When he finds out about Matt's senses he's terrified that Matt knows. But time goes on and Matt doesn't say anything so Foggy figures he's in the clear. But Matt does know and follows Foggy whenever he goes on one of these 'outings'.

(Matt can join in or not, up to you)

Jack Murdock meets Stick

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
I don't care how (time travel, zombie!Jack, alternate universe, etc), but Jack meets Stick.

Re: Jack Murdock meets Stick

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
A kingdom for a fill in which Stick tries his ninja moves on Jack and Jack just shrugs and knocks him out cold.

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Why haven't you hit me yet?

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Matt associates hitting with love and wonders why Foggy hasn't hit him yet. So he asks.

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(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god. Seconded.

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Gen or Matt/Foggy, either is good, Foggy has very little impulse control

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Foggy may be Matt's stone, his stability, his everything, but Matt is 97% of Foggy's impulse control

aka Matt is pretty much the only reason Foggy doesn't have exclusively bean bag chairs for sitting on and hasn't built a pillow fort in the office (yet)

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(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
I so can imagine this. They'll be walking along the street or just sitting working and Foggy gets an idea and Matt just hears it and it's just

*excited intake of breath*
'No.'
'Awwww'

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Wesley/Anatoly - really excellent sex

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
So the quotes:
"He almost kissed me" and "Is there a girl... or a boy, he might be celebrating with?"
both suggest a gay/bisexual Anatoly.

The two had a fling, it was short, but the sex was fantastic, and they actually enjoyed each other's company.

Vladimir knows, and it's part of why he hates Wesley. It's also why Wesley prefers dealing with Anatoly over his brother all of the time... and also why sitting there and doing nothing while Fisk beat Anatoly to death was so hard.

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YOU CAN HAVE MY HORSE AND THE STUPID WHITE KNIGHT THAT RODE IN ON IT FOR FILLS TO THIS PROMPT.

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Matt/Foggy; Foggy cares for Matt while they're kidnapped

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
Matt and Foggy both get kidnapped by some Very Bad People in Hell's Kitchen's underworld. Are they punishing Nelson and Murdock, the attorneys, for being tied to Daredevil? Trying to get info out of them? Aware Matt IS Daredevil, and have picked Foggy as the lucky civilian who will get to report back to the rest of the world what happens when you mess with the wrong people? Author anon's choice.

But basically, I want Matt absolutely taken apart. Broken bones, beat to hell and back, half starved, a complete wreck. But they're not done with him yet, so they let Foggy see him. Foggy, who's more or less in one piece, and has to try and clean Matt up a little and give him food and water, and whatever little else he can, in the allotted window before they take him away again.

Bonus: This happens more than once, and Matt's worse every time.
Bonus +100: They get out somehow in the end.

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(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
I want this.

And if I weren't writing something already, I might even try to write this.

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De-aging

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Have there been any other prompts for de-aging? I don't remember seeing any, but I probably haven't checked every single prompt. Anyway, some of my favourite Avenger fics deal with de-aging.

What if Matt were de-aged to about ten years old, after he was blinded and after Stick left him? I especially liked the prompt-ideas that indicate Stick was abusive and Matt internalized it, thinking it was normal. How would Foggy and Karen cope with this version of Matt?

Or ...

What if the de-aging happened when both Foggy and Matt were kidnapped by some evil scientist type of villain? Big Matt fights back, of course and gets injured, so after the de-aging, Little Matt is left hurting and vulnerable.

Re: De-aging

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhh, god, scenario two.

And little Matt ALREADY having his propensity for self-disregard and trying to ignore the pain because of Stick's bullshit "training."

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Claire has multiple peircings, Matt/Claire

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
And Matt can hear them rub against her clothes.

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(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
OHYES

Matt whump.

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Matt (as Matt) gets the *@!# beaten out of him.

Is Foggy his next of kin, does he get taken to Claire's hospital, do Natasha and Clint pretend to be Daredevil to keep Matt's identity safe, does J. Jonah Jameson rant about public safety, do the police investigate it as a hate crime?

Is Karen at the office rearranging court appearances and client meetings and redistributing the tuna casseroles the ladies from Matt's church keep dropping off?

Re: Matt whump.

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"and redistributing the tuna casserole the ladies from Matt's church keep doing off" HAHAHA love it

And J JONAH JAMESON YES

Matt Murdock/Wade Wilson out of costume

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I just really need some Daredevil/Deadpool fic but with them both meeting up and getting to know each other out of costume

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(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes, please. Especially because that's an even bigger trust thing for Wade, I think.

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Foggy buys Matt's clothing

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Foggy know Matt can dress himself but after seeing too man sales people try to take advantage of the blind guy he decided it were best if he tags along. The result is Matt dressing extremely sharp and sometimes under budget because people want to avoid lawsuits once they learn the blind dude and his partner are lawyers (and law partners).

90% of Matt's clothing was bought with Foggy.

Even after the revelation of Matt's powers he goes with him after he bought an ugly green dress shirt due to a color blind sales associate. Dude clearly is still blind.

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(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhhh yes I want this !

One of Matt's super powers is being able to speak Spanish

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
A cartoon called Cow and Chicken had clips were Cow was a superhero called Supercow One of her powers was being able to speak Spanish (in thé Spanish dub she spoke English.

So as stupid as it sounds Matt gained the ability to speak Spanish from his accident along with super senses.

Matt In This Pose

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/0/77/117592-79853-daredevil.jpg

Please give me a scenario where this would happen with TV!Matt. ;_;

Re: Matt In This Pose

(Anonymous) 2015-06-15 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
*stares at picture*

i. um. yes, that would be very good. yes.

*stares some more*

Matt grew up in Monsters Inc world

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
After Stick Matt falls into the world of Monsters Inc. it's determined he cannot be human due to his senses. Matt grows up happy if albeit weirded out at first by the monsters. Then he starts working for Monsters Inc. he is dressed as a devil and is going to scare a little Nelson (
With his appearance he was considered a prodigy). Only to be beamed on the head by teenage Foggy Nelson who was staying his cousins room on a family trip.

Cue Foggy being weirded out and making friends with Matt. Once he learns that he needs to scream. Foggy screams so Matt can return the next night. Eventually Foggy manages to convince Matt he is human and to stay.

The Nelsons are weirded out to find a blind teenager with Foggy but ultimately believe they are dealing with a kidnapped teenager.

Avocados at Law still happen.

Daredevil and Tony Stark meet: Tony isn't a dick

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I see a lot of stories where Tony is a dick to Matt, and he probably would be honestly. But I'd love to see a story where Tony isn't a jerk about Matt's disability. Maybe he talks to Matt about the pain of the arc reactor and how people react when they find out about it, Matt talks to him about how people treat him differently because he's blind and they have a little understanding.

Bonus points for the other Avengers being cool and talking about their own disabilities and how some people think being disabled means you can't be a hero.

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(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah yes. I have a lot of feelings about Tony and chronic pain and immunodeficiencies and just... yeah. So for them to be bros would be awesome, and Tony would come up with all sorts of cool tech for Matt.

SECONDED. (Mostly so I don't feel the need to fill it. So many fills on the go already. Sob.)

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Wesley is *really* short-sighted

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I just have a mighty need for characters that are as helpless without their glasses as I am. Like
- unfamiliar surroundings without glasses? HAHAH NOPE
- Someone is standing over there. Do I know them? Is it a man or a woman? Is it even a person or a shaved bear wearing jeans? NO IDEA (Obviously Fisk would still be quite easy to recognise because very tall and big but the gazillion guys in suits working for them? No chance)
- Fuck, if I had my glasses now it would be much easier to find my glasses that I put down somewhere before stepping in the shower but forgot where because I'll never learn

Yeah. Crack, angst, AU, whatever.

Re: Wesley is *really* short-sighted

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha oh god the shower struggle is so real because i try to put them down in the same place and usually that works okay, but other times it's the nearest flat surface with the mindset of "i can totally remember where they are" and i usually do but i then might need to move them while i go about drying and moisturizing and yes, give the villainous strong right hand my problems, let him suffer like we suffer.

... also can we have Fisk killing the fifth person to ask Wesley "how many fingers am I holding up?" from like five feet away? C'mon, Fisk would be happy to do it once he embraces his status as villain. because people do that to me all the time and i'm like, you don't understand how bad vision works, do you? things are blurry, but if you're within a certain distance, i can make a reasonable guess, you fucking asshole.

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