So Jack didn't die (IDK how or why, but that doesn't actually matter to me because this is just a stupid fluffy prompt), which means he's around to see when Matt's talent for attracting people of questionable character kicks in.
For some reason it's always the delinquents who skip school, get in fights and do drugs who are always trying to get in Matt's pants. Worse, Matt likes these kids back and Jack can just see his plan for Matt to become a successful lawyer falling apart. So he becomes the overprotective dad who's always trying to beat the troublemakers off his kid with a stick.
After years of this, Matt eventually brings Foggy home. He's polite, respectful, and treats Matt well. Jack is sure it must be an act because if Matt likes a guy, he's got to be terrible, and if Foggy is smart enough to pretend he's a good guy, then he must be even worse than the other jerks who've been interested in Matt in the past.
Basically, I'm looking for the wacky hijinks of Foggy trying to win Jack over.
Matt/Foggy, overprotective!Jack doesn't like Foggy
For some reason it's always the delinquents who skip school, get in fights and do drugs who are always trying to get in Matt's pants. Worse, Matt likes these kids back and Jack can just see his plan for Matt to become a successful lawyer falling apart. So he becomes the overprotective dad who's always trying to beat the troublemakers off his kid with a stick.
After years of this, Matt eventually brings Foggy home. He's polite, respectful, and treats Matt well. Jack is sure it must be an act because if Matt likes a guy, he's got to be terrible, and if Foggy is smart enough to pretend he's a good guy, then he must be even worse than the other jerks who've been interested in Matt in the past.
Basically, I'm looking for the wacky hijinks of Foggy trying to win Jack over.