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Daredevil/Matt Murdock in-universe RPF

[(Anonymous)]

So I figure RPS about superheroes is the kind of thing that's really popular on Tumblr within the Marvel universe.

So suppose a couple of years go by, and while Daredevil has managed to keep his identity a secret, the tabloids have started to pick up that the law firm Nelson & Murdock tends to be associated with a lot of the same cases as Daredevil. The internet collectively comes to the obvious conclusion: suddenly fictional!AO3 is inundated with fic about the epic love affair between the vigilante Daredevil and that really photogenic blind lawyer he probably sometimes hangs out with. :D

I want to read some really horrible fictional RPF, anons, written by fictional authors who scour YouTube for Daredevil sightings, who obsessively catalog every bit of information about Matt Murdock available on the public record (and then some), and who are absolutely convinced that the two are having a tragic, star-crossed love affair.

I also really want to see everyone's reactions to this development.

Bonus points if the villains start picking up on it, too, and Matt starts getting targeted as a way to get to Daredevil. Extra bonus points if he ends up encouraging it, since at least if he's the one getting kidnapped then it's not Karen or Foggy.

Re: Daredevil/Matt Murdock in-universe RPF

[(Anonymous)]

Hahahahaha, yes.

I am dying from all of the perfection that is this prompt.

Re: Daredevil/Matt Murdock in-universe RPF

[(Anonymous)]

+1

this is a great, funny prompt and then it gets angsty in the last sentence

i approve

Re: Daredevil/Matt Murdock in-universe RPF

[(Anonymous)]

It wouldn't be Daredevil without any angst. Like, Foggy would be sitting there lulzing, but Matt would be angsting over his identity issues.

And just imagine all the hate mail he'd get if he tried to openly date anyone else. ;)

Re: Daredevil/Matt Murdock in-universe RPF

[(Anonymous)]

There will be hell to pay if this is not filled!!!

Minifill: Click Click Click (Goes The Sound of Matt's Life Falling Apart)

[(Anonymous)]

It's a quiet day at the office. Or as quiet as any day can be, for Matt. There's a comfortable amount of work to do – nothing overwhelming, but enough to feel like they all have Real Jobs at a Real Law Firm.

Karen has just returned from her lunch break and Matt is contemplating taking his, when Foggy suddenly barks a laugh and says, “Dude, Matt! The internet thinks you're fucking Daredevil!”

Matt freezes, fingers stilling over the case file he's been reviewing, his blood running cold. “They think I'm what?” he manages, aiming for bewildered. It comes out a bit strangled. He's going to kill Foggy for doing this in front of Karen.

“When I say fucking Daredevil,” Foggy clarifies, “I mean fucking Daredevil.”

“...They think I'm what.”

“Let me see, let me see!” Karen pushes back her chair and goes to stand behind Foggy's desk. Matt waits to hear Karen's verdict – there is a slight, very slight chance that Foggy is messing with him, and he would like to hold on to that hope as long as he can.

“...Oh,” says Karen, and that hope flickers and dies. “They... Okay, I mean, this one seems more like they think Daredevil is fucking Matt.”

“I dunno Karen, you think Matt's a bottom?”

“I THINK MATT'S STILL IN THE ROOM!” Matt bellows. “What the fuck are you two looking at?”

“Fanfiction, buddy!”

Matt's brain crashes to a halt and very slowly reboots itself.

He has... encountered fanfiction. It's stilted and awkward coming out of a screen reader and seeking out podfic has always felt a little too deliberate for him to brush off as “just something to do,” so he hasn't actually experienced much, but he is aware of it.

He is aware that there is an ever-growing contingent of people out there writing about the Avengers fucking each other and saving the world from invented perils. And then fucking some more.

“...Oh, no.”

It somehow never occurred to him that people might write about Daredevil, and he's kicking himself for that now, but him? Matt Murdock? The lawyer?

He stands up and paces the office, itching for movement.

“Counter proposal: Oh yes.” There is an evil, evil grin in Foggy's voice.

“Foggy, this isn't funny,” Matt growls, and has to leave it at that because this is absolutely not how Karen is finding out.

“Second counter proposal: This is the funniest thing that's ever happened, ever, in the world.”

“It's not all sex,” Karen offers, like it's better for strangers to be writing about different aspects of what they think Matt's life is like. “There's one here about you teaching Daredevil to love himself.” Click. “...Oh. No, that's... That's also sex. You teach him to love himself using sex.”

Matt lets his head thunk against the wall. “I hate my life.”

Foggy starts laughing, and then interrupts himself. “Aw, man, only two pages deep and there's shitty angst about you wondering how someone as amazing as Daredevil could love a blind guy. Rude.”

“Maybe a blind guy wrote it,” Matt mutters. “Catharsis.”

Click. “...Reads more like terrible blindsploitation porn but you know what let's all just pretend it's a blind guy so we can feel better about the awful world we live in.”

“I'd feel better if strangers weren't writing porn about me, 'blindsploitational' or otherwise.”

“It's really not all porn,” Karen insists, sliding the laptop closer to her and clicking something. Several somethings. Pornographic somethings, Matt assumes. Then,

“HA! I found one! Fluff fic, zero content warnings, you go on a date – ooh, to a music hall, fancy – and he falls asleep with his head on your shoulder because he's tired from vigilante-ing.”

“How romantic,” Matt says flatly, and starts pacing again.

Click. Click. Click. “Here's one where Daredevil contemplates the irony of a blind man being the one person he would trust to see his face.” Foggy sounds skeptical. “Then you put your hands all over his face and... oh, and, uh, other places, and tell him you know handsome when you see it. Nice. I predict five hundred other stories with this exact subject matter.”

Five hundred? “How much of this is there?”

“On which website?”

Matt sits down in the middle of the floor and buries his face in his hands. “Fuck my life.”

“Whoa ho ho, law firm orgy fic.”

“What?”

“Me and Karen are here too! He fucks all of us! All of us fuck him! Awesome, I was starting to feel conspicuously left out. I know you're better looking than me, the internet doesn't need to rub it in.”

Matt stands up, approaches the two of them, sighs deeply, and splays his hand over Foggy's face. “I dunno, Foggy, I think I know handsome when I see it.”

“Ha ha.” Foggy swats his hand away.

Matt grins and turns to Karen. “I haven't known you as long and you've never moved all my furniture around, so I will refrain from putting my hand on your face for the sake of a shitty joke, but you sound very pretty. I'm sure Daredevil would be equally attracted to all of us.”

He retreats slightly to lean against the doorway, pleased by Karen's giggling and Foggy's grumbling.

Click. Click. Click. Click. “One where he teaches you how to fight,” Foggy announces.

Click. Click. Click. Karen: “One where you go ice skating together.

Click. Click. Foggy: “One where you switch bodies! Man, just imagine. Matt in Daredevil's body. Exciting.”

Click. Click. Karen: “One where you teach him about law.”

Click. Foggy: “One where Matt is 'in Daredevil's body' in the more traditional sense. Well, I say one. Several, really. Hundred. Several hundred.”

Click. Click. Click. Click. Matt: “Can we please get back to work?”

Click. Foggy: “No. I found one where you help him stop an alien invasion.”

Re: Minifill: Click Click Click (Goes The Sound of Matt's Life Falling Apart)

[(Anonymous)]

AMAZING

Re: Minifill: Click Click Click (Goes The Sound of Matt's Life Falling Apart)

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sure my neighbours will be here soon, asking if I'm alright because I am just choking with laughter.

Re: Minifill: Click Click Click (Goes The Sound of Matt's Life Falling Apart)

[(Anonymous)]

laughing so hard right now like you don't even know!

Re: Minifill: Click Click Click (Goes The Sound of Matt's Life Falling Apart)

[(Anonymous)]

This is amazing.

Re: Minifill: Click Click Click (Goes The Sound of Matt's Life Falling Apart)

[(Anonymous)]

“Can we please get back to work?”

“No. I found one where you help him stop an alien invasion.”

It's a good thing I already died at law firm orgy because I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.

Re: Minifill: Click Click Click (Goes The Sound of Matt's Life Falling Apart)

[(Anonymous)]

I needed a couple of minutes to catch my breath because I laughed too hard at this. But my fav thing is Foggy HE'S SUCH A LITTLE SHIT I bet he's having the time of his life in this. Omg. Help.

Re: Minifill: Click Click Click (Goes The Sound of Matt's Life Falling Apart)

[(Anonymous)]

A M A Z I N G

Re: Minifill: Click Click Click (Goes The Sound of Matt's Life Falling Apart)

[(Anonymous)]

It is not stilted and awkward coming out of a screen reader. I want to smash this trope to the ground because it's clear that the authors who use it either haven't found a good screen reader like Speakit! or that they've only listened to like one or two sentences and then describe it based on that.

If you listen to computerized voices fairly regularly like Matt must you get used to how they sound, their little hick ups, and you can understand them just as easily as you can understand someone talking to you.

Stop bashing on text to speech or computerized voices in these ways. You're wrong and it's annoying.

Re: Minifill: Click Click Click (Goes The Sound of Matt's Life Falling Apart)

[(Anonymous)]

DYING

Re: Minifill: Click Click Click (Goes The Sound of Matt's Life Falling Apart)

[(Anonymous)]

BLINDSPLOITATION

this is the best day of foggy's LIFE

oh my god

i can't stop laughing

Re: Minifill: Click Click Click (Goes The Sound of Matt's Life Falling Apart)

[(Anonymous)]

I think this might be the best thing I ever read!

op

[(Anonymous)]

OMG, you had me snorting in laughter right from this bit: The internet thinks you're fucking Daredevil!”

And then I kind of choked when I got to: “There's one here about you teaching Daredevil to love himself.” Click. “...Oh. No, that's... That's also sex. You teach him to love himself using sex.”

And it all went downhill from there in terms of not suffocating myself with giggles.

Everything about this is perfect! Thank you so much!!!! ♥♥♥

Re: Minifill: Click Click Click (Goes The Sound of Matt's Life Falling Apart)

[(Anonymous)]

holy shit this is amazing

Re: Minifill: Click Click Click (Goes The Sound of Matt's Life Falling Apart)

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, I love you.

Re: Minifill: Click Click Click (Goes The Sound of Matt's Life Falling Apart)

[(Anonymous)]

This is a work of art. I'm grinning so hard rn.

Re: Minifill: Click Click Click (Goes The Sound of Matt's Life Falling Apart)

[(Anonymous)]

Perfect, just perfect. I haven't laughed at anything so hard in ages.

Re: Minifill: Click Click Click (Goes The Sound of Matt's Life Falling Apart)

[(Anonymous)]

“It's not all sex,” Karen offers, like it's better for strangers to be writing about different aspects of what they think Matt's life is like. “There's one here about you teaching Daredevil to love himself.” Click. “...Oh. No, that's... That's also sex. You teach him to love himself using sex.”

*wheezing with laughter* Bless her heart for trying, though. Everything about this is beautiful.

Fill: Good Boy

[(Anonymous)]

Daredevil and Matthew kissed. Matthew tasted like mint and coffee and toothpaste and clean sweat and something uniquely Matthew as their tongues battled for dominance. Daredevil slowly moved his hand to rub against Matthew’s arousal. Matthew bucked his hips, moaning, “Oh, please, Daredevil, don’t stop!”

Daredevil simply grinned. He had no intentions of stopping. “You gonna come for me, Matthew? You gonna be my good boy?”

Matthew groaned, sweat beading against his forehead, cock pulsing in his jeans—

“OKAY! I get it, I get it!” Matt cries out, waving his hands frantically.

“Are you sure you don’t want me to keep reading? Because it get super kinky in a minute here,” Foggy responds as he scrolls through a website called 'AO4.org'.

“And what’s with all the tongues battling for dominance? I keep reading that line over and over, even with different authors,” Karen quips as she peruses with her own laptop.

“Oh no, Karen, please don’t tell me you’re reading it too,” Matt groans, putting his face in his hands.

“She’s the one who showed it to me, dude,” Foggy says, patting Matt on the shoulder.

“Listen. I’ve got no problems with the fanfiction,” Matt explains. “It’s just— it’s a little weird. A lot weird. But I understand the need for young women to explore their sexuality, and this is better than them going to clubs with fake ID’s and doing things they regret.”

“Wow, Matt,” Foggy says, “That was kind of profound.”

“I’ve found too many underage girls assaulted or drugged or worse, laying in alleys. This is… healthier, I guess?” Matt shrugs.

“Exploring my sexuality had nothing to do with pretend kinky gay sex on the internet. It was real kinky gay sex. In college.” Foggy announces proudly. Matt’s face reddens noticeably. Karen giggles.

“I read romance novels under my desk in middle school,” Karen says. “And believe me, some of this internet stuff is of a much higher caliber than the trash I used to read.”

Then, the phone rings, and they have a client to help out. The fanfiction has been forgotten, at least temporarily, and Matt sighs in relief.

Later in the day, Foggy says off-handedly, “Hey, Matt, will you be my good boy and hand me the case files?”

Matt’s face heats up and he swears under his breath. “I hate you,” he whispers, handing Foggy the case files, and Foggy mentally adds being called a ‘good boy’ to his list of Matt turn-ons.

Tiny Fill: Speculation

[(Anonymous)]

"Blind Lawyer Discovered After Week of Captivity", the headline read, so of course I had to click through. There was very little information - Murdock's friends had declined to comment and the guy himself was still in the hospital - but the grainy surveillance cam picture showed him being loaded into an ambulance. I thought. I couldn't be sure, because the quality was truly awful, but a quick check of the forums showed me that a lot of people saw the same thing.

A refined (and possibly photoshopped) version of the photo was already doing the rounds on Amblr. Apparently the shadows on the left edge of it were cast by human bodies, and it wasn't difficult to tell that they must be the idiots who tried to hurt Daredevil's boyfriend. Unconscious, not dead, because that's how Daredevil prefers to operate.

'ARE YOU TELLING ME DAREDEVIL WOULDN'T RIP A BITCH APART FOR TOUCHING HIS SNUGGLEBUDDY I WILL FIGHT YOU ON THIS' and so I had no choice but to weigh in. While that argument was stewing, I clicked through to the MurDevil meme to see... Yes! A full page of h/c prompts. Filtering out the noncon (Murdock's a real person and you can go too far), I still had a choice of four prompts to fill.

'All I want is Daredevil looking after Matt, post-kidnapping. Like Matt's still jittery from whatever the bastards did to him and Daredevil just has to be even more careful than usual. +1 for Daredevil washing Matt's hair while Matt cries because he missed this. +10 for gentle, life-affirming sex that's almost painfully slow because Daredevil doesn't want to spook Matt but he needs to know that he's okay. +100000000 for Matt apologising between kisses because he thinks the kidnapping was his own fault.'

Hot damn. I can definitely do those.