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don't ask me how the holograms in this part work. just assume that somehow, with some help from other scientists, Tony managed to figure out how to make solid hologram-style projections.

--

Foggy puts that disastrous first meeting out of his mind, for the most part.

All right, he bitches about it to Karen and Matt first on their next night out as a law firm, but that doesn't count, and afterwards he puts it out of his mind.

Then one day he walks into the office to see--

"Are those holograms?" he asks. Because--Because there's a little phone on the desk, and it's somehow projecting what Foggy is pretty sure is a three-dimensional picture of, of all things, Angry Birds.

Which Matt is--playing.

"Matt," says Foggy, "the hell?"

"Delivery boy came by," Matt explains, fingers feeling out the pigs' tower. And he is feeling it out, somehow, and Foggy figures it's some kind of--solid hologram thing. He's not too sure about that, but he does know that the next time he sees Tony Stark he will kick his ass. "Sales pitch is inside the conference room, Karen's watching it. It sounds tempting."

--

It does.

It really, really does.

Or it would be if Foggy doesn't know what all this is for, and oh, Tony Stark, you shit.

--

Matt does not keep the StarkPhone.

"It was fun," he explains, "but it was bugged."

"Well, it is in beta-testing--"

"No, Foggy," says Matt, with a sigh, "I meant it was bugged. I'm not about to give Stark an easy in to our offices, no matter how advanced the package is."

"Oh, thank god," Foggy says, breathing a sigh of relief. At least Matt still has some sense, and maybe if they send the phone back Tony will get the hint and leave them alone.

--

"Gotta delivery for Mr. Franklin Nelson?" the delivery boy calls, and Foggy looks up just in time to see the guy hauling in a sleek, plastic-wrapped copier, and nearly drops the empanada he'd been enjoying up until now.

"Oh my god," Karen whispers. "Is that a copier?"

"Dunno," says the delivery guy, "I guess? S'more in the corridor outside." He parks the copier by the wall, and sticks his head back out to shout, "Hey, Terry, get the coffeemaker in here!"

Another delivery guy--Terry, presumably, with the dreadlocks--pushes his way inside, carrying the most complicated-looking coffeemaker that Foggy has ever seen.

"Holy shit," says Karen, clapping her hands with unholy glee, and oh, boy, if the sales pitch hadn't taken her in then no doubt the coffeemaker has sold her on this now. "Foggy--Foggy, you need to keep playing hard to get. Maybe we're gonna get an air-conditioner next time!"

This is glorious and all kinds of amazing.

thanks!

OP again. I love Tony's failure at basic communication. I will give my friend gifts to worm my way into their good graces (but their BUGGED). I will give my family ALL THE OFFICE SUPPLIES!

Poor Matt, he must have loved Angry Birds but invasion of privacy > destroying fictional pigs.

oh OP. there's more of Tony's epic fail at Basic Communication with Human Beings coming.

he's prob gonna want to return some of the office equipment bc they all sound like they've been bugged. I kind of want to give them their very own AI honestly.

Hahaha, oh Tony. I love Karen's pragmatism.

look, it's not rocket science, their old equipment is ancient and as far as Karen is concerned, as long as Foggy keeps playing hard to get then they're going to get all the latest Stark Industries office equipment for free.

Matt is torn between being pragmatic about it and marching up to Tony to give him a good long lecture about trying to bribe his best friend away from him

Karen. Youa nd I are on the same page.

honestly I would do the same thing too

Oh, Tony. Aren't you old enough to have heard that Beatles song "Can't buy me love"? Or any one of the many, more recent variations on that theme? What about Shania Twain's "That don't impress me much"?

Because of course Matt would notice that the StarkPhone was bugged.

I did like Karen's reaction, though, won over by the coffee-maker and the hope of an air conditioner.

Will Foggy really kick Tony's ass? Or at least try? That would be so funny, if he got a good kick in and Tony reacted with his Iron Man suit. Cue very awkward situation.

Prompt Post #5

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