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Comments

Re: Matt knows how to knit

[(Anonymous)]

He makes gifts of scarves in hideous colours as passive-aggressive statements. (Oh, how.... thoughtful. It's very soft. And warm too. Very soft and warm. And well-made! Don't say anything about the colour, don't say anything about the colour, it's a blind guy, of course he can't tell what colour it is, you can't mention that.)

Revenge scarves. They may only have to wear it once- but he can taste their embarrassment.

Re: Matt knows how to knit

[(Anonymous)]

Does Foggy learn to knit out of spite to pay him back once he figures out that Matt did it deliberately? 'This is a beautiful, manly dark-blue (neon-pink) with black (orange) stripes?'

Re: Matt knows how to knit

[(Anonymous)]

Spite knitting is always something we need more of.

Re: Matt knows how to knit

[(Anonymous)]

I'm giggling at the entire thread, it's the cutest

Re: Matt knows how to knit

[(Anonymous)]

It has turned into some sort of tradition. Every year they make each other horrible scarves for Christmas. Foggy always tells Matt how the scarf he got feels so good and the cables are really beautiful and talks about anything but the colour. Matt always goes 'an I am sure this goes well with my new suit. These are nice muted colours I'm sure'.
The first person who laughs looses.
The first time Karen witnesses it she just goes 'WTF? If anybody asks I never met these people in my life.'

Re: Matt knows how to knit

[(Anonymous)]

They thought Karen would be the first to laugh at them and she'd lose, but she didn't. She didn't laugh at all, the first Christmas, or any of the following. Karen, it appears, doesn't find their little tradition funny AT ALL. It might be too much of an inside joke, who knows. The point is, she never laughs. She just frowns - Foggy says - and stares at them with faint disgust - Foggy insists - and then shakes her head and murmurs something that sounds vaguely like "I don't see what's so funny".

"Neither do I," Matt replies.

Foggy ends up inhaling part of his eggnog and laughing like a maniac. Only when Matt grins does Foggy realise that his - thrice damned, seriously - best friend roped him into losing.

Re: Matt knows how to knit

[(Anonymous)]

Best. Thing. Ever.

Re: Matt knows how to knit

[(Anonymous)]

The next year Karen recieves two ugly scarves of her own.
The next day she goes out to buy knitting needles and fluorescent yarn for revenge.

Re: Matt knows how to knit

[(Anonymous)]

Karen turns out to have a magnificent talent for finding the Worst Yarn Ever. It is a mystery how anybody could have ever thought that producing yarn in these colours was a good idea.