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[Minifill] And the academy award for tasteful sideboob goes to Ghandi

[(Anonymous)]

With an unsteady hand, Foggy pours out three shots of birthday cake vodka and slowly pushes them towards Matt and Karen.

“Happy Birthday to me!” Foggy cries before tipping the liquid back into his mouth and slamming the shotglass on the table. Matt and Karen echo his words and repeat his actions.

“Okay, okay,” Karen says around a wince of the liquid burning in her stomach. “Next card is…”

She grabs a black card from the pile, squinting her eyes in order to read it.

“The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in blank.”

Foggy starts giggling and quickly pulls out a white card from his hand and shoves it, face down, towards Karen. Matt sticks a tongue out, running his fingers over the edge of his cards, and pulls one out.

Karen starts crying from laughter once she reads the cards they handed to her. It takes about thirty seconds for her to compose herself enough to read the cards out loud, although her voice is shaky from trying to keep the bubbling laughter in.

“The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in a face full of horse cum.”

The three of them take a minute break to laugh, Matt knocking his knuckles against the kitchen table while howling laughter.

“The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in unrelenting genital punishment.”

“We’re horrible people,” Matt gasps out, reaching for the bottle of vodka but unable to keep his hand from shaking to pour another shot. He takes a swig from the bottle instead.

“A face full of horse cum wins!”

“Yes!” yells Matt, raising his arms above his head, vodka bottle dangerously swinging around.

“No fair!” Foggy yells. “You guys are scamming me! You’re blind! You can’t even read your cards!”

Matt grins and grabs the black card from Karen. He adds it to his quickly growing pile. Foggy grumbles and picks at the two black cards stacked neatly in front of him.

“Give me that,” Foggy says while yanking the bottle of vodka out of Matt’s hands. “Cheaters, the lot of you.”

Re: [Minifill] And the academy award for tasteful sideboob goes to Ghandi

[(Anonymous)]

I love Cards against humanity. This is wonderful :)

Re: [Minifill] And the academy award for tasteful sideboob goes to Ghandi

[(Anonymous)]

A!A

Thanks! :D I'm glad you enjoyed!

Re: [Minifill] And the academy award for tasteful sideboob goes to Ghandi

[(Anonymous)]

*standing ovation*

Re: [Minifill] And the academy award for tasteful sideboob goes to Ghandi

[(Anonymous)]

A!A

*bows* Thank you, thank you. (no seriously, thank you for liking!!)

Re: [Minifill] And the academy award for tasteful sideboob goes to Ghandi

[(Anonymous)]

Oh man.

I feel like Foggy would have gone through with his braille label maker and labelled all the cards for Matt, because he's such a good friend.

Re: [Minifill] And the academy award for tasteful sideboob goes to Ghandi

[(Anonymous)]

A!A

Well, aren't you a smart cookie. haha :D I never even thought of that! (I'm the friend who offers her vegetarian friends chicken fingers because I'm cooking them so yay sharing and completely forget)

Thanks for reading! :)

Re: [Minifill] And the academy award for tasteful sideboob goes to Ghandi

[(Anonymous)]

Hat off to the anon, for an awesome, hilarious fill. Loved it. :) OP