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Comments

Re: Humor/Crack: Tony Stark makes Matt a car he can drive.

[(Anonymous)]

the ai that is a combination of matt & foggy's personality, holy shit <3

matt has to transport (literally any other superhero) to the hospital in his car. the AI judges everyone's life choices. (mostly clint barton, let's be real, but also probably spiderman. "you appear to be dehydrated"

"because I'M BLEEDING. daredevil, why is your car sassing me?'

"you should drink more water," the car says.)

Re: Humor/Crack: Tony Stark makes Matt a car he can drive.

[(Anonymous)]

THE CAR And Tony beats his head against a wall, going "I give you a Jarvis Jr. and you turn it into a baby avocado."

Matt and Foggy both get irrationally attached to the car, and even Karen gives it an obliging pat hello when she sees it. (The engine hums contentedly even when it's off.)

The car berating people's health, AWESOME.

Re: Humor/Crack: Tony Stark makes Matt a car he can drive.

[(Anonymous)]

oh man. is it a DISGUISED CAR? or not? because i have a feeling that matt in particular would really enjoy being out and about as Matt Murdock, visibly blind dude, and happily getting into the driver's seat in full view of a street full of citizens.

(foggy would try not to encourage him, but he would fail. he would encourage the shit out of him.)

Re: Humor/Crack: Tony Stark makes Matt a car he can drive.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm crying I was the one who posted the thing about Tony making him a fake ai car and this is better than I could have ever imagined.

Re: Humor/Crack: Tony Stark makes Matt a car he can drive.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh but what what if after Ultron and Vision, Tony doesn't have the heart make a a Jarvis Jr? T

So he makes the the car's AI Dummy Jr instead? So Matt ends up the test driver of a car with the personality of a big friendly dog who he has to tell not to try to follow him into buildings and setting off the airbags at the slightest bump?

Re: Humor/Crack: Tony Stark makes Matt a car he can drive.

[(Anonymous)]

well. THAT'S A GOOD POINT ANON, LET ME CURL UP IN A LITTLE BALL WHILE I CONSIDER IT.

(...I might not be over the whole jarvis-is-dead thing yet.)

but I am totally into a DUMMY JR system, especially if that means that the car tries to arrest someone on its own at least once.

Re: Humor/Crack: Tony Stark makes Matt a car he can drive.

[(Anonymous)]

OP: OH MY GOD. IT JUST GOT BETTER.

"Matt, don't yell at the DD mobile! It's making sad noises! Look, its antenna actually drooped."

Re: Humor/Crack: Tony Stark makes Matt a car he can drive.

[(Anonymous)]

"Don't encourage him! It'll create a positive feedback to a negative act!"

"You're the one who waxed him after he almost 'accidentally' ran over a mob boss that punched you off a roof!"

"Guys! Don't fight around the car!"

"STAY OUT OF IT, KAREN!"

Re: Humor/Crack: Tony Stark makes Matt a car he can drive.

[(Anonymous)]

C R Y I NG

what have you DONE, tony?

at some point, of course, VISION will have to encounter the Dummymobile.

(is the car also worthy of thor's hammer?

...unrelated side plot twist: tony isn't worthy of the hammer, but all of his fucking robots are. help.)

Re: Humor/Crack: Tony Stark makes Matt a car he can drive.

[(Anonymous)]

But how could it hold the hammer if it doesn't have hands?

Yesthis what stay up night thinking about. This fandom.Whhhyyyyy.