🎃 Halloween Comment Fest! 🎃

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This is separate from the usual prompt posts, so the rules are a bit different. Please read before diving in!


🎃 Rules 🎃:

• All comments must be anon.


• This is a Halloween fest, so all prompts must fit the theme! All things spooky and terrifying are very welcome, but it doesn't have to be all horror - prompts about the characters celebrating Halloween in their own way, dressing up and handing out sweets are wonderful too!


• Prompts can be anything! A single word, a picture, a poem, a music video, an urban legend. You can specify characters or pairings or not. Long, detailed prompts are discouraged (if you have a clear idea of what you want, prompt the keyword and write it!). Don't repost prompts from the rest of the meme.


• You don't need to put anything in the subject line (but you can if you want to!), unless you're posting a fill.


• Fills can be anything, and of any length! Long fic is delightful and welcome, but think of this like trick or treating - delicious, bite sized pieces. Art fills and anything else you can think of are also welcome!


• Multiple fills for the same prompt are highly encouraged.


• Please put [FILL] or something similar in the subject line when posting a fill, so anyone scrolling through can spot it!


• Don't link your fill on either of the Fills Posts! This is a self-contained comment fest. You can, of course, cross-post to AO3 and add your fic to the DDKM collection, if you want.


• This fest will close around midday tomorrow, so get writing!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Matt/Foggy, Foggy helping Matt pick out a costume for his party.

[(Anonymous)]

"You could go as a boxer. It's just shorts. Really, really good looking shorts... And an open robe... Actually no, that'd be a terrible idea, you should tKe those off right away"

[(Anonymous)]

"No, Matt, wearing your Daredevil costume is not 'cleverly ironic'. Take it off. Take it off before I call Claire and tell her you're being an idiot again."

[(Anonymous)]

XDDD

[(Anonymous)]

"I don't know if this counts as ableist, a dick move, or both."

"I think it's funny."

"Only the blind guy would think it's funny going as a sighted person."

"I can focus my eyes."

"Let me see."

"Matt, that just looks weird. You're not even looking at my face"

"Really?"

"Yeah, this isn't working. How do you feel about going as blind Captain America?"

"Why do I have to be *blind* Captain America?"

"Because you're blind. So?"

[(Anonymous)]

OH MY GOD

[(Anonymous)]

But where is the monologue to go with the 'sighted person' costume (the one that comes out when he gets tipsy 'look at me, I'm a sighted person, I'm always setting off my car alarm at 4AM because even with sight and the smug sense of superiority that comes with it I can't keep track of where I left a 2ton metal vehicle. Yet I still am 'amazed' that a blind guy can keep track of his apartment keys. Now let's go fight on the internet over whether the dress is gold or blue' )

[(Anonymous)]

To be fair, as someone who has trouble keeping track of the two-ton vehicle, I'm amazed when *anybody* can find their apartment keys, sighted or not. That's not actually hypocritical at all. (Speaking as one of the perennially disorganized.)

[(Anonymous)]

"How about, 'guy with a concussion'?"

"That's not really a costume. It's just what you are right now."