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Is Fisk actually a Vogon?

OP here: any amount of angst is fine. Traumatized is great.

/chokes I love awful poetry!

Wilson:
"Hark! How heaven's light dost cast its shine upon thee.
Vanessa, you've entranced me.
Your beauty
is poetry
All other women are faded into memory."

Vanessa:
"Wilson, darling, 'hark' means 'listen'. You can't listen to sunshine."

Wilson:
"But do you like the rest of it?"

Vanessa:
"It... I... there's... well..." *hisses* "Jameshelpmeout."

Wesley:
"There is a unique rhythm... and... admirably consistent rhyme, sir."

Wilson:
"Ah, Wesley! Excellent, I've one for you as well."

Wesley:
"Oh, god—I mean, I'd be honoured to hear it, sir."

Wilson:
*clears throat*
"My good Wesley,
I cannot express what you mean to me
Your loyalty and idolatry of me
Are excellente."

Vanessa:
*coughs subtly*

So you know how Matt went to Vanessa to learn about Fisk? I am sure isn't going to be the last time he does this. So what I would like to see is Matt spying on someone connected with a criminal while he poses as himself.

It's going good until Matt finds out that Foggy followed him. They get into a fight about how Matt is endangering himself as well as everyone he cares about. Then Matt notices that the person he is came here for is suspicious of what is going on (racing heartbeat, they ask someone who Matt and Foggy are, etc)

Matt basically grabs Foggy and is like, 'Quick! S/He's is suspicious, kiss me to make it look like we aren't paying attention to them!'

Bonus for Matt and Foggy not being in a relationship but after they kiss they are kind of like woah that happened and it was good.

Matt finds out that once, years ago before they ever met at law school, Foggy killed someone.

Could have been an accident and he had to hide it for a reason (I can't see Foggy just covering his own back personally considering his own convictions about legality, so it would have to be a good reason). Could have been to protect someone and he was never charged (in the UK at least, the age of criminal responsibility, i.e when you can be arrested/charged with a crime, is ten). Maybe he was some sort of child solider or weapon.

Hehehe!

Oh my god, what if he captures Matt and starts reading a victory poem and Matt is like "what the FUCK is this TORTURE"

OH MY GOD. XD I laughed so hard at the last line of the Wesley poem.

"There is a unique rhythm and admirably consistent rhyme."

I'm crying anon.

YES. I get so hopeful whenever I see these "Quick, kiss me as a cover!" prompts, and so sad when there are no fills!

Intervention to get Karen to stop making terrible coffee.

Intervention to get Matt to stop "walking into doors".

Intervention for Foggy to stop singing Ke$ha

(Intervention for Matt and Karen to sing more Ke$ha)

Tell me about them. Do they like nelson and murdock? Does foggy steal tea from them regularly leading to both offices being part of an escalating war which involves each side taking small innocuous things from the other office and seeing how large they can get before the other office notices? Does the financial office secretary chat with karen and they swap stories about their bosses? Do they know about hell's kitchen's worst kept public secret identity?

The city's clean up crew collects Matt's abandoned canes and periodically accidentally mis-delivers them to the financial office.

They occasionally pound out messages in morse code through the shared wall.

They and Nelson & Murdock have a shared potluck every third Thursday.

There's a single particularly big, fat cockroach that keeps running back and forth between the two offices.

AU
AU where Jack lives.

Jack has tried to set Matt up with people for years, but it never works out between Matt and the other person. Matt is tried of all the set-ups so he tells his dad that he met someone. This someone turns out to be his friend Foggy.

And then the shenanigans start.

Bonuses:
1) Jack being suspicious at first, but he comes to love Foggy and he is so happy that Matt found someone.
2) Foggy calling Matt 'my handsome duck'
3) Matt being in love with Foggy and apologizing for it while Foggy yells at Matt that he is an idiot because Foggy has been in love with Matt
4) They are both affectionate. So much so that it turns into a competition where they try to embarrass the other with love.

it all makes sense...fisk is secretely a vogon.

For some reason, my train of thoughts immediately jumped to "He lived, but he did get beaten up quite badly, and suffered significant hearing loss."

So instead of Punjabi Foggy studies ASL so he can sign with Jack when he's not wearing his hearing aids.

The day Jack finds out Foggy's done this for him, he turns to Matt while Foggy's off in the toilet, grasps his shoulders, and tells him severely, "Marry that boy."

i'm the op and i approve this message

Please write that. That's fucking adorable.

What's Wesley bugging them for?

OP here and holy crap that is wonderful! This is official a bonus! :D

You know Chicken, where the first person to back away from a challenge loses? I would like to see some of the characters from Daredevil play Relationship Chicken. "We're going out tonight." "Oh yeah? Well, I think you should stay the night." "Sure, whatever! You wanna wear my shirt during breakfast?" "Ha, you novice, I'll wear ONLY your shirt while I MAKE US breakfast!"
...
"Did we really just get married?" "What, do you wanna back out?" "I didn't say that! In fact, we should get a dog!" *puts hands on table in challenging bulldog pose* "I think we can do better than that. Let's. Start. A family."
Any pairing or pairings (or moresomes if you like and can make it work), serious or cracky as you please. Are they trying to prove a point? Was it a drinking game that got waaaaaay out of hand? Fake dating? Secretly pining? All tropes are welcome!

(No underage, please.)

WF: "Ah, if it isn't Hell's Kitchen's favourite little devil. So we meet again. But I am ready for you this time."

DD: "Yeah, I got that by the fact that you captured me and tied me to this chair."

WF: "Hm? Oh, no, I don't mean that. Capturing you is merely emotionless skill. This... this is art."

DD: "WTF?"

WF: *clears throat and begins reciting* "Oh, to Heaven's little devil:
You must think that I am really evil
You're so determined to beat
My face into the street
Could we please get on the same level?"

DD: "What... what are you doing..."

WF: "Devil, you're breaking my heart
If you think crimefighting's an art."

DD: "Please stop."

WF: "I keep crime down low,
so you really should go
and mind your own business, you fart."

DD: "OH GOD, WHY."

WF: "Devil, Devil, please.
You are like a disease.
You're in my thoughts; I'm all in knots.
Can't you stop this? Geez."

DD: "MY EARS."

WF: "Devil, I implore you;
I don't want to bore you.
But you're in my way
So I pray—"

DD: "DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT POETRY IS."

WF: "—That somebody soon will gore you."

DD: "YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO SKILL."

WF: "So Devil, what do you think?
We're standing here at the brink
Of something so grand, so take a stand
I must demand to break your hand
And maybe your spine, or your skull, that's fine—"

DD: "You can't just change the pattern partway through like that!"

WF: "Devil, your sweet, husky voice—"

DD: "PLEASE KILL ME."

*APPLAUSE*

Have you read the webcomic "Manly Guys Doing Manly Things"? There are so many things I love about it, but Kratos and Leonidas's extreme Gay Chicken is one of the most amazing things things I've ever read...

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Prompt Post #5

Re: Fisk's terrible poetry

Re: Young!Matt had orthodontic headgear

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Matt/Foggy - Quick! Kiss me!

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The people in the financial office next door

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Matt/Foggy - Jack Lives AU + Faking Dating

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Relationship Chicken Gets Very Out Of Hand

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