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Matt groaned as he stood up. His muscles were sore from hunching over his desk all day (and Daredevil related activity). He stretched and went to the coffee machine. He paused. He should probably eat than survive off coffee for the next few hours.

He yawned. The walked to the office minifridge, nothing but a cup of yogurt that was Karen’s and something he couldn’t identify. He hummed and marched to Foggy’s office. He sniffed and rummaged through Foggy’s desk. All that he found was a half eaten bag of chips (he wouldn’t eat those yet, he didn’t like them).

He sighed. Foggy usually had something like crackers. He made his way out of the room. He paused when something didn’t quite seem right to his senses. He felt along the wall. Something was different but he couldn’t place it.

He paused when he felt a rope secured firmly on the wall. He frowned and ran his hands up the length of the cord. The vibrations gave him a better picture of where it was leading, up the wall and up the ceiling. Something was hanging there? He twanged the rope a few times. Yes, something was hanging there.

He went for his cane and gently tapped the mysterious hanging object. Something plastic and he couldn’t quite smell anything on it other than Foggy’s scent. He found Foggy’s chair and balanced on it. He found the package with his cane again.

Then he reached out and touched it. It was a cooler. Why did Foggy have a cooler hanging in the middle of his office? He undid the knots securing the cooler and started running his fingers over it to see if there was anything peculiar about it. No.

He opened it and frowned when the delicious scent of food. Oh, this was some of Anna’s cooking. His mouth began to water. Then frowned, why the heck had Foggy hidden this from him? He felt a bit hurt that he wasn’t willing to share. Anna had sent him his own share of food, true, but Foggy usually shared with him.

Actually he was surprised he hadn’t been able to smell anything at all. He took the food and felt around the desk for a sticky note and pen. ‘Better luck next time.’ he wrote, at least he hoped he did.

He heated the dish in the microwave and hummed in pleasure as the smell began to waft toward him. It brought memories of Christmas and the first half-drunk cup of hot chocolate he’d taken from Foggy during his first visit at the Nelsons that was soon followed by a few half eaten cookies.

He smiled stupidly. Yeah, he still couldn’t help it but Foggy was his family. Matt still couldn’t quite believe he had it. A memory of his exasperated father came to mind as he found his sandwich half eaten and then laughing as Matt managed to do it even with his blindness.

He’d buy lunch tomorrow. Foggy was not going to forgive this theft quite as easily as the others. This was really good.

“Daredevil, we need to talk.” Matt frowned and turned toward the voice. That was Captain America and the heartbeat next to him was that of Iron Man, out of his suit.

“About? I told you I’m not interest in joining you, even as backup for nothing that is an immediate danger to the city.” Matt couldn’t dedicate the time to that. He had a firm to run and his life with Foggy, Karen et-okay just them.

“No, nothing like that.” Stark laughed. “We got your message.” the ‘for now’ was implied. Matt glowered.

“Then?”

“You need to stop.”

“Look there’s not easy way to say this but it looks bad when superheros have a petty vendetta against civilians.”

“I am not following.”

“The coffee? The bagel? The hot dog?”

“I’m still not following.”

“You’re targeting Franklin Nelson of Nelson and Murdock.” Rogers said. Matt frowned.

“I’m not attacking Fo-Franklin.” He said. “We worked together on the Fisk case.” Had he taken that food lately from Foggy? He couldn’t remember.

“Sure, but that doesn’t mean you like him.” Stark said. “We have a running tally of how much you’ve taken from the guy. It’s at least two hundred dollars worth of food from surveillance footage.”

Matt paused. He hadn’t taken that much from Foggy had he? To come to think of it..80% of his meals were Foggy in origin. Was he eating his friend into bankruptcy?

“Look, we have an arrangement. Sometimes I get hungry or thirsty. I can’t just buy food as the Devil.” Except from the corner bodega. They’re usually empty but 24 hrs and are always grateful for business. They stayed mum for business from the Devil.

“Right..”

“Look, if you continue to do it just keep it down low. We’re following up with Nelson. If he says otherwise we’ll be back to talk restitution.”

Matt scowled. “And stay away from Murdock, the guy’s blind. He can’t see you coing.”

“I won’t steal from Murdock. He and I don’t have an arrangement.” And were the same person but whatever.

They left. Matt went home and groped around his fridge. He had a carton of eggs (about to go ripe) and a jar of relish. Oh and beer. He needed to go shopping soon.

The next day at the office he came in and requested a ‘private consultation’ with Foggy. Foggy shrugged and met with him in his office. He told him about his conversation last night. Foggy started laughing.

“That’s what you get for bad habits.” Foggy said and looked really pleased.

“Am I really taking that much from you?” It had to be adding up. Foggy moved.

“I just shrugged.” Matt nodded. Then Foggy coughed, he licked his lips and gave a nervous laugh.

“Right, don’t be mad at me but…”

“But?”

“Uh, I pay myself more than you.”

“What?” He had not expected that and felt himself starting to get indignant.

“Look Matt, I love you like a brother but you do eat all my food. I did the math and just pay myself the average of what you eat each month. It’s not really fair pay wise but if I didn’t do that I would not be able to afford my rent. You eat *a lot*, with the whole extra curricular thing.”

Matt couldn’t stay angry. “Okay.”

“You’re not angry?”

“I can’t really.” It was true. “Could you just-“

“Just what?”

“Buy better food? You eat a lot of sodium. My mouth taste like salt half the time.” Foggy snorted.

“You don’t get to complain about my diet when you steal half my food.” Matt smiled and looked at him seriously.

“You know why I do it, right?”

“Because you’re a dick?” Foggy answered, though his tone was not serious. Matt nodded then smiled nervously.

“Yes, that and you’re family. I only do this with family.”

“I’ve known that for a while dude. Still doesn’t mean you’re not a dick. But you’re my dick and this conversation just turned weird.” Matt laughed.

“What are you going to tell them if they come?”

“I’m getting an autograph and discussing our ‘arrangement’. Now let’s get back to work.” Foggy added. Matt smiled and walked into his office. He sniffed the air and licked his lips in anticipation. Foggy’s first lunch was definitely the choice of foods today.

It was his favorite.

HAHAHAHA. THE AVENGERS COMING TO FOGGY'S DEFENSE OVER THE FOOD THEFT. Omg. This is bloody brilliant, I love it! And Matt chiding him for the sodium content of his food... glorious!

"But you’re my dick and this conversation just turned weird.”
--- *snickers so hard*

*wipes tears* Yhis was so beautiful, anon, seriously!

Thank you for the comment. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

I definitely hoped it worked. i was trying to put a thread of seriousness in this and keep it funny, I'm glad it seemed to work!

MATT you are SUCH an ASSHOLE dammit

I laughed so hard at this: Foggy trying his best to hide the food from Matt and Matt finding it anyway, and never thinking twice about eating it, even though Foggy's mom sent Matt HIS OWN SHARE, and Foggy went to all that trouble to buy a bear-proof cooler and HANG IT UP IN HIS OFFICE!

Thank you for the comment! I'm glad you enjoyed it. Yep, bears are safer than Matthew Murdock at finding Franklin Nelson's food. :)

Prompt Post #4

Minifil Pt 2l Gen: Foggy's food budget for two

Re: Minifil Pt 3 Gen: Foggy's food budget for two

Re: Minifil Pt 3 Gen: Foggy's food budget for two

Re: Minifil Pt 3 Gen: Foggy's food budget for two

Re: Minifil Pt 2l Gen: Foggy's food budget for two

Re: Minifil Pt 2l Gen: Foggy's food budget for two

Re: Minifil Pt 2l Gen: Foggy's food budget for two