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There's a few fills on the earlier round of the great crackship Matt/Daredevil, and while these are WONDERFUL, here me out:

So imagine in-universe, there's a dedicated RPF fandom who mostly write about superheroes (Iron Man, Cap, etc). Daredevil comes along, and he quickly becomes a very popular character to write about. Foggy knows about this, and teases Matt mercilessly about the whole thing, and they sometimes get together and read out bad prose and some of the more bizaare premises they find. Matt/Daredevil becomes a popular ship because of Nelson and Murdock's involvement with Fisk.

BUT, there's a growing following of people who are watching the news whenever Matt or Foggy get interviewed (because N&M seem to somehow get involved in a LOT of Daredevil's cases for some reason) and who go huh, the blond guy's kinda cute.

This evolves into the internet becoming quite taken with precious cinnamon roll RPF!Foggy. Foggy is bemused and slightly flattered. Matt doesn't know how to take the Matt/Foggy fics that keep getting written (apparently there's fanart as well, but Foggy is being very vague about them). Matt knows exactly how he feels about the small subsection of Foggy/Daredevil fics, and the answer is definitely not conflicted and slightly aroused.

+10 Godawful purple prose and p0rn. Foggy and/or Matt wonders why they're such woobies ('Is that even a word, Matt?'), and why Daredevil suddenly becomes needy and OOC whenever Foggy gets even close to getting into his pants.
+100 Ship wars over Foggy/Matt and Foggy/DD which Matt definitely does not under any circumstances follow intensely.
+1000 Matt perhaps hadn't thought about Foggy's 'luscious cherry lips' or 'flowing blond locks' but HE'S SURE THINKING ABOUT THEM NOW THANKS INTERNET.
+10000 Karen's maybe not so in the public limelight, but she becomes this mythical badass figure who basically runs Nelson and Murdock (while Matt and Foggy go at it like teenagers in the conference room, if you ask the M/F shippers).

tl;dr - RPF fandom ships Foggy with both Matt and Daredevil. Matt is confused and ~~definitely not turned on~~.

Omfg this prompt is GOLD

Ohhh my goooood this prompt is my LIFE

I prompted 'Matt getting confused by Daredevil/Foggy'-fanfic a while ago but this is so much better. I need this.

Extra bonus: Karen secretly moderates a kink meme and is the Appointed Fandom M/F Goddess.

YES!

Hahahah yes!!!

SHIP WARS.

(oh gosh, now i'm thinking of old school style RayK vs RayV wars and I SHIP BOTH RAYS and adhjsadjk. I wasn't even technically around for that stuff, got in too late, why am I feeling nostalgic.)

Because Benton Fraser was teh hotness, both Rays had their charms, magical realism is just fun, gotta love the hat, they put in scenes to tease the slashers and then of course- they had the dog. (Who got the most fanmail)

Seriously, I want one of those hats.

Stop changing the subject lines when you comment. It's part of the rules for a reason - anyone who tracks the meme or views it in flat view will have no idea what you're replying to. If you keep doing it I will start screening your comments.

This prompt is everything

there needs to be a tag for in-universe RPF fics, because I would read the shit outta every one of them, in every fandom!

So... this absolutely needs to happen.

This is not 100% your prompt I'm afraid but I couldn't resist.

There were things Matt had known he’d have to deal with if he put on a mask and became a vigilante: secrets, lies, bruises. There were also things he’d never thought of in his wildest dreams: explicit erotic fanfiction between, well himself and himself. (That one was very high on the list of things he hadn’t expected…in fact it was the only thing on that list).

Of course he knew of fanfiction, he just rarely enjoyed anything so much that he felt the need to search for stories about what the characters were up to between scenes or after the last page. So finding out that there were also stories about real people had shocked him a bit (a lot). Foggy was just incredibly amused and gave him dramatic readings of the highlights in irregular intervals. He tried to get him interested enough to check out the rest of the story which didn’t work. Well not always.

He was up for another one. He could tell that from the chuckling coming from Foggy’s office. Soon a hearty laugh followed. But then…a slight gasp, the sound of Foggy spilling what he was drinking on his desk and then silence. Foggy did not come over afterwards, instead typing-sounds suggested Foggy had gotten back to do some actual work.
That was odd. Foggy had cheerfully and with no hint of embarrassment read out a ‘Daredevil takes Matt to an orgy with the Avengers’-fic. If there was something that had shocked Foggy into silence Matt really shouldn’t try to find out what that was.

Really.

Apparently he was in the mood for making stupid decisions today.

The first few fics were nothing out of the ordinary. One particularly cringe-worthy sounding one was about Matt and Daredevil going to the cinema (did these people knew how few cinemas showed movies with audio-description at reasonable times?) There was yet another ‘Daredevil saves kidnapped-Matt’ one. (“The thing about those,” Foggy had explained, “isn’t just that all the trauma that comes from being kidnapped and occasionally tortured is healed just with sex. It’s also how stupid you are. Who gets a call from a guy who claims to be a prospective client but doesn’t even say his name and then goes to meet that guy in a lonely area in the middle of the night?”). And then there was one tagged with “Daredevil/Foggy Nelson”.
Matt now understood why Foggy had spilled his drink.

He really should not read this. This would be so very awkward. He also hadn’t fulfilled his stupid-decision quote on this day.

It turned out to be about Daredevil poetically waxing about Foggy’s hair. For about 300 words. Matt did not deny that Foggy’s hair was…nice. And quite possibly he had a hard time leaving his hands out of it when he was inebriated, a fact Foggy enjoyed mocking him about. However he’d never been so drunk that he said “When I run my fingers through your silky blond locks I forget all the evil in the world.” (If he had done it Foggy would have gotten that sentence stitched on a pillow in braille just to remind Matt of it for the rest of his life).
Afterwards Foggy and Daredevil kissed and the rest was thankfully fade to black because Matt was still too frozen to stop his screen-reader. It did, however, mercilessly read out the author’s note at the end: “I know everybody says Murdock is hot and he totally is but Nelson is so cuddly and adorable and gosh that hair…where was I? Oh yeah I think he totally should get in on the fun as well. Right?”

There were already several comments left on the fic. He didn’t even tell himself anymore that this was a bad idea and he shouldn’t do it. He knew it very well and he knew this wasn’t going to stop him. They mainly just agreed with the author about the awesomeness of Foggy’s hair and that they were right about Foggy also needing love. Which apparently meant having fanfiction written about him (one comment included suggestions for further details on that topic. Matt really wished he could unhear that bit).
And because things could in fact get worse one commenter suggested that Nelson/Daredevil was great but “has anybody thought about Nelson/Murdock? I know we’re more about superheroes but they are involved in superhero-stuff all the time. And have you seen how closely together these two usually are? That’s so cute!” (It’s because he’s guiding me, Matt wanted to yell, you can’t do that from two arm’s lengths away).

After that Foggy did not inform him of further developments in the Daredevil-fandom for a while but after about a month he was dealing with the fact that people were writing explicit sex-scenes involving him much better than Matt did. (“I’m now getting my own kidnapping-fics! And I get to be just as stupid as you!”).
There were also drawings apparently. At least he couldn’t even be tempted by those. Screen-readers did not do image descriptions.

Karen, however, did.

“If I’m honest I’m not sure if that is anatomically possible if I’m honest.”

“I really don’t want to know.”

“I mean it’s good in the sense that Foggy and Daredevil are clearly recognizable but I’m pretty sure not even Daredevil can do this and still bend around and look Foggy in the eyes.”

“Please don’t give me details about what exactly ‘this’ is.”

“Fine. Do you want a run-down of the 20 page long and very emotional discussion about whether Foggy is better off with Daredevil or with you?”

“What? No…20 pages seriously?”

“Yeah…no wait. This morning it were 20 pages. Now it’s 23.”

“Are you following this closely? Actually…don’t tell me if you do.”

Karen said nothing which was probably for the best.

This is hilarious, and the best, and amazing.

Thank you <3

*cracking up* This is actually, actually the best thing, I s2g. You just made my lunch break perfect.

He tried to get him interested enough to check out the rest of the story which didn’t work. Well not always.
--- *snerk*

“isn’t just that all the trauma that comes from being kidnapped and occasionally tortured is healed just with sex. It’s also how stupid you are."
--- *cackles* MAGICAL HEALING PENIS.

He really should not read this. This would be so very awkward. He also hadn’t fulfilled his stupid-decision quote on this day.
--- HAHAHAHA. DO IT, MATT, DO IIIIIT.

And quite possibly he had a hard time leaving his hands out of it when he was inebriated, a fact Foggy enjoyed mocking him about.
--- Awww!

If he had done it Foggy would have gotten that sentence stitched on a pillow in braille just to remind Matt of it for the rest of his life
--- Omg ♥

(It’s because he’s guiding me, Matt wanted to yell, you can’t do that from two arm’s lengths away)
--- *snicker* DON'T ARGUE WITH FANDOM LOGIC, MATT.

(“I’m now getting my own kidnapping-fics! And I get to be just as stupid as you!”).
--- HAHAHAHA.

Omg, Karen. XD ♥

Awwww <3 Thanks for that lovely comment.
Horrible fanfiction-tropes like the all-healing cock are just SO MUCH FUN. (also I am totally not projecting my love for Foggy's hair on Matt. Nope. Would never do such a thing)

~~Also Karen wrote a substantial amount of those comments I am sure~~

Anon, this is glorious! :DDD

Thank you <3

This is hilarious! I love fandom but sometimes...yeah. 😊

“What? No…20 pages seriously?”
“Yeah…no wait. This morning it were 20 pages. Now it’s 23."

Priceless!

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