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Vanessa/Matt/Fisk - Dinner Date

[(Anonymous)]

Vanessa and Fisk manage to convince/threaten Matt to go out on a date with them, and of course they’re rich af so they only know fancy restaurants.

So they arrange to meet at this place that Matt’s never been to before - it’s got a dress code, ffs - and he does his thing where he asks the waiter to read the menu to him and the prices, and it’s just like…

He doesn’t know what half of these things even are, but it’s all just ridiculously expensive dish after ridiculously expensive dish, and he’s so fucking embarrassed because oh God, he’s going to have to order a water and a side salad, isn’t he? He can’t afford to spend what amounts to a week’s worth of groceries on an appetizer!

So he tries to keep a poker face, but his face feels so hot, it’s probably so obvious how mortified he is, and even the waiter is probably judging him right now, ahhhh

And Matt’s like: *clears throat* “Um *mumble mumble* I’m ah… I’m thinking…. *mumble* I’ll have water.”

And the waiter lists off like, 5 flavours of sparkling water.

And Matt’s like: “Just… regular…. water.”

But the “regular water” is still expensive af, because it’s one of those ~Designer Waters~ that cost $20 a bottle, aahhhhh

And Vanessa and Fisk are like, dying, this is so hilarious to watch him so off balance. But then Vanessa takes pity on him and swoops to the rescue like: “Oh, it’s our treat, dear. Try the foie gras…”

what if??

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Prompt Link: http://daredevilkink.dreamwidth.org/5006.html?thread=9223310#cmt9223310

Fill: http://archiveofourown.org/works/5493152