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Matt, text-reading software, emojis

(Anonymous) 2015-05-11 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
ok, so: matt's phone can say "FOGGY. FOGGY. FOGGY" and presumably read text. I want to see the phone (and Matt) dealing with someone who sends him emoji-laden texts.

bonus points if if's Steve Rogers, New York boy, who has recently gotten into this whole "texting" thing, but like your typical over-50 person, struggles with the impulse to add seven nonrelated emojis to a text.

Anyway, Matt is getting these texts, and he's like: "WHAT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. HELP ME FOGGY." sort of like the "Foggy reads Matt's junk mail for him," but "Foggy reads Matt's emoji texts for him" because that's what good and kind friends do.

Re: Matt, text-reading software, emojis

(Anonymous) 2015-05-11 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
this is an adorable prompt

but my mind jumped to text-to-speech sexting

and foggy walking in while matt's phone is talking dirty to him

Re: Matt, text-reading software, emojis

(Anonymous) 2015-05-11 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
oh god, yes. when I imagined that, the phone voice for sexting is the same robotic, inflectionless monotone, with occasional misprounciations. like, NOT SEXY AT ALL, except maybe to Matt.

Re: Matt, text-reading software, emojis

(Anonymous) 2015-05-11 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Aaaand now we've progressed to Foggy reading out the sexts girls send to Matt and getting flustered because a) how does Matt attract the forward ones and b) associating sexytalk with Matt is um. Awkward.

(With sexy results!)

Re: Matt, text-reading software, emojis

(Anonymous) 2015-05-11 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
And Foggy being like, huh, Matt is sexting people of both genders. Who knew that his superpowers extended to finding the most attractive men of questionable moral, as well? (Foggy's life is so unfair, and this wingman thing sucks hardcore)

Also with Matt dictating return sexts, and being like "that sounds good, right Foggy?"

And, oh, does it ever.

Re: Matt, text-reading software, emojis

(Anonymous) 2015-05-11 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
by the end, Foggy's just texting Matt's other phone - ie not sexting anybody, really, Matt's just winding him up.

(not seduction-by-proxy, seducing the pseudo-proxy? heh)

Re: Matt, text-reading software, emojis

(Anonymous) 2015-05-13 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, but now someone needs to write a fic entirely made up of texts and record Siri reading them all out loud and post it as a podfic.

Re: Matt, text-reading software, emojis

(Anonymous) 2015-05-13 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
OH GOD.

Re: Matt, text-reading software, emojis

(Anonymous) 2015-05-14 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
YES YES YES THO

Re: Matt, text-reading software, emojis

(Anonymous) 2015-05-21 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I actually don't get why people think that text 2 speech voicers are un sexy. I mean they're not sexy either, they're just there and you only really notice them when someone does the "no non nonon no nonno no" thing or the "yeeesssssss" and similar hiccups.

I mean I listen to porn on my text 2 speech all the time and so I'm like ?????

I might just fill this just to kind of show that it's no big deal except for some thinks like bros always being said as brothers.

TTS reads out the name of emoticons

(Anonymous) 2015-05-11 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
so it'd be more like "MUSCLE SUN NINJA NINJA COFFEE MUG."

which is still great

Re: TTS reads out the name of emoticons

(Anonymous) 2015-05-11 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
That is actually amazing. And I'm pretty sure ninja would be one of the only emoticons Matt received after Foggy found out about his vigilante activities.

MINI FILL: Matt, text-reading software, emojis

(Anonymous) 2015-05-22 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
He get’s a text from Natasha, who has put herself in his contacts under “Comrade”. The phone’s text to speech fails to read out her message and he sighs. Foggy and Karen probably aren’t going to be in the office for another hour, half hour at the latest. He sets his tablet to read the latest case file to him.

She sends him another text. “Text from Comrade text reads”.

He stands to greet Foggy at the door when he hears his tread on the stairs. It’s probably not important. It’s almost definitely not important… but he still wants to know.

He pulls up the text on his phone, “Home screen 2, messages, correspondence comrade.” His phone dictates his tapping.

“Good morning.” Foggy greets him, going to hang up his coat.

“Morning, Foggy. Can you tell me what these texts say? Just the two most recent.” He hands Foggy the phone.

“Well… Foggy says. The first is the cute poop emoji. Weird thing to send someone. And the second is. Oh. Um. I have my confused face on.” Foggy ponders it for another minute, “I’m going to take a guess and say it’s Les Miserables summarized through emoji. Which is kind of a dick thing to send to someone without telling them what it is. Here.” He puts the phone back in Matt’s hand.

“Thanks Foggy.”

“No problem.”

MINI FILL 2: Matt, text-reading software, emojis

(Anonymous) 2015-05-22 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
“Text from Comrade reads: Underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore slash… back slash… slash… back slash… slash… back slash… slash… back slash… slash… back slash… slash… back slash… slash… back slash… slash… slash… back slash… f-u-c d-a police.”

Matt takes a very, very deep breath.

“What was that?” Foggy pokes his head into Matt office.

Matt holds out his phone and grumbles, “What is it a picture of?”

“Six cop cars chasing a blue car. The road is all like… artsy and perspective-y. It says fuck the police under it.”

“Thanks.”

“Matt, why is someone texting you emoji art?”

“She probably thinks she’s funny.” His grumpy tone is ruined by the smile.

MINI FILL (multi): Matt, text-reading software, emojis

(Anonymous) 2015-05-22 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
“It’s three cute poop emojis in a row. I mean, each emoji is in it’s own text.”

“…”

“Matt, this is going to get really old, really fast, isn’t it?”

“Probably. I think she wants to see how fast she can break me though.”




“Text from Comrade, text reads: You better out. You better nod. You better not I'm you why. Is coming to. S making a it. Gonna find out who's and. Is coming to. He you when you're, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been or so be goodness sake. You better not out. You better not. You better no I'm you why. Is coming to”




“Text from Comrade, text reads: I need a me a I need a I the day I'd it back it on and lay it it so that day I could it back. (i need a doctor)”

“Natasha are u ok?”

“Yeah, fine Matt.”


“Foggy?”

“I think it’s meant to be the lyrics to a song, lithesome of the words replaced with emoji. But I don’t know what all of them mean and the songs not familiar.”




---
Just google "emoji text" and "emoji text song" to fine the texts I'm basing this off of.

Re: Matt, text-reading software, emojis

(Anonymous) 2015-05-22 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Now on AO3 because I wrote enough that it seemed worth it.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3986872