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Matt/Foggy, pure crack

[(Anonymous)]

Foggy has a literal magic healing cock. He has to apply it liberally after every night of daredeviling.

Re: Matt/Foggy, pure crack

[(Anonymous)]

YESSSSSS!!!!

Re: Matt/Foggy, pure crack - FILL

[(Anonymous)]

OH MY GOD PERFECT I'm sorry, I wrote a thing and I may get around to writing actual sex later, but here's a conversation anyway


"You're telling me you fucked the cancer out of the first woman you ever dated," says Matt, flatly.

"No! It just - it went into remission. There were tests. And they found - uh, traces - of, um, my traces - " Foggy's sweating, the tang of salt in the air increasing, the slightest uptick in humidity. Embarrassment, Matt reads, as if that wouldn't be obvious by the way his heart is pounding, the way the skin on his face has elevated in temperature, blood rushing to the surface.

"Foggy, why are you telling me this?"

"Because I think we should have sex. For your health."

Matt's only had one beer, but when you're down a few pints of blood it turns out that alcohol goes to your head a lot faster. At least, that's the excuse he's claiming for how the world seems to be tilted slightly off focus. "What?"

"They're - you know my Monday appointments? They're not. Uh. Look, I do. Donations. For research. Because it's apparently, um, in my... semen. And it's apparently good for more than cancer, and here you are looking like Frankenstein's monster, and we have the Reinhart case in two days and you can barely stand up and that's par for the course these days, man! And I can't stand it, I can't stand seeing you limping everywhere these days when - "

"I really don't think this'd help with the limping."

"Actually it really does," and now Foggy sounds more smug than embarrassed. "When I told you my partners wake up with a morning after glow? Yeah, I am that good."

Re: Matt/Foggy, pure crack - FILL

[(Anonymous)]

OMG not OP, but this is brilliant! Love this!

Re: Matt/Foggy, pure crack - FILL

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks! Glad you liked it!

Re: Matt/Foggy, pure crack - FILL

[(Anonymous)]

OP

I AM SCREAMING

This is perfection and I cannot stop laughing. You are brilliant, author!anon. I dearly hope there's more, but the idea of Foggy donating his magical healing semen is the best thing I've ever read. <33333333

Re: Matt/Foggy, pure crack - FILL

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks! Yeah, I was sitting there pondering 'but how does he know in the first place' and 'if he knew about it, surely a guy like Foggy would, y'know, not squander his jizz when it could do a lot of good in the world, even if it was embarrassing' and somehow wound up at donating jizz because way too much thought going into the magic healing cock.

(Also I wrote it with the idea in mind that this is because Foggy is a mutant and he's slightly weirded out by his mutation. Meanwhile the doctors who discovered his magical cock are like 'LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT PART' because magical cure >>>> any mild mutant prejudice they might have, and also they like Foggy and don't want his life ruined.)

Re: Matt/Foggy, pure crack - FILL

[(Anonymous)]

Ahahaha, I love you!

Re: Matt/Foggy, pure crack - FILL

[(Anonymous)]

:D It's such a fun prompt!

Re: Matt/Foggy, pure crack - FILL

[(Anonymous)]

OMG AMAZING