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All I really want is Natasha walking through the door, an injured Matt and Steve limping behind her, yelling to Bucky and Foggy "YOUR HUSBANDS ARE HOME FROM THE WAR, BOYS!"

Lmao this would go perfectly with that one prompt where foggy identifies with Bucky

And then she's like "hi honey" and smooches Karen

((This is utterly ridiculous and sickening, and Forbrydelsen is a real show.))

The BANG! of the door to the suite being kicked open startles Foggy and makes him miss a very important line in the show he's watching. He throws up his hands. Dramatic tension ruined.

"Your husbands are home, boys!" a female voice bellows, as three Avengers come staggering in the door.

"First off, we are not married," Foggy says. "Second, I resent the heteronormative implications of that comment. Thirdly-- are you drunk?"

"I'm not!" Steve chirps, although he is sporting an impressive shiner, a fat lip, and seems to have lost his helmet.

"Me either-- I'm Russian," Natasha says.

"Me, I'm completely fucking hammered."

Matt giggles and clings to Steve for support. Foggy suspects it's less about him needing a hand and more about having an excuse to cling to Captain Rogers's finely muscled form. (Not that he can blame him.)

They're half out of their outfits, and Foggy really hopes that they didn't come all the way here like that. Steve and Natasha may not have anything of a secret identity left, but there are some people in New York who don't know yet that Matt is Daredevil, and Foggy would like to keep it that way thank you very much.

"I thought you guys were out fighting Skrulls," Foggy says with what he thinks is merely a trace of reproach.

"We were!" Steve says. "But then these two decided we deserved a drink. And then another. I tried to tell them."

"He did not," Natasha replies.

Steve deposits Matt on the sofa, and Matt flops and wriggles like a landed fish until his head is in Foggy's lap. He reaches up to put his hands on Foggy's face, and just like that, dammit, Foggy can't stay mad at him.

"You could have called."

"Foggy. Foggy. My phone got smashed. I fought a Skrull who looked like Tony Stark. He didn't smell right, though. That's how I knew."

Matt produces his shattered phone, and Foggy has to concede that it would have been difficult to call him with it. But they're Avengers, for god's sake. Surely they have some sophisticated wireless communication system. He wonders if he can ask Tony to install a tracker on Matt's suit.

"Where's Bucky?"

"He didn't want to watch Forbrydelsen, so I think he wandered off to polish his knives or something."

"You know you can just call it The Killing, right Foggy?" Matt says.

"You know you can just suck my dick, right Matt?"

"I just might."

Foggy ignores him and massages his head while Matt writhes around and makes noises that really aren't appropriate for mixed company.

Karen appears at the door to the kitchen, her hair swinging wide as she pokes her head out.

"You got drunk and you didn't invite me?" she says.

Her pout is unconvincing, particularly since the next thing she does is saunter over to Natasha and kiss her on the mouth. Natasha's hands slide down to squeeze her ass as they make out, and Foggy rolls his eyes. He would never have thought that he'd tire of seeing two women with their hands all over each other, but then, Karen and Natasha seem to have the superpower of making everyone else in the room want to puke.

"I thought you had law school studying to do, K."

"I did, but."

"I'll make it up to you."

Natasha nips at her lip. Karen nips back, and they're off again. Steve politely averts his eyes.

"And just where the hell have you been?" Bucky asks. "You run off without even telling me where you're going? I been worried sick!"

"He's been playing video games," Matt stage-whispers to Foggy. "I can hear the PlayStation."

Bucky points at him. "No one asked you to butt in, Murdock."

Matt grins and settles deeper into the sofa. His mouth is alarmingly close to Foggy's dick, and no doubt to distract him from his outrage. In fairness, it is pretty distracting.

Bucky and Steve share a tight hug and then a kiss that Foggy studiously pretends not to be able to see out of the corner of his eye. Matt pokes him in the side. Foggy flicks him on the forehead. Matt grabs his hand, and he pulls it free. The two of them descend into a mild slapfight, which Matt always wins, because he's a stupid superhero with stupid kung fu powers.

"Kiss me," he says.

"You're so bossy," Foggy replies.

"You can boss me later."

Foggy flushes red. Cap and Bucky are walking into the kitchen bickering about what to have for dinner-- pizza or Thai--, and Foggy swears to god if this somehow evolves into another duet about Lombardi's he's going to lose it. He slumps back into the sofa with a sigh. The room is quiet again. For how long, Foggy doesn't dare venture a guess.

This is really cute. The drunk, overly-affectionate couples, the implication that they're all friends. *hugs the fill*

OP here, and god, this is so amazing I could cry. (I never even thought of Karen/Natasha when I wrote the prompt, but I'd like to bow down to whomever did because it just made the whole thing 500 times better.)

Favorite lines--where do I start?

Karen going to law school something about that just warmed my heart and made me feel all warm and fuzzy

"He's been playing video games," Matt stage-whispers to Foggy. "I can hear the PlayStation." Bucky points at him. "No one asked you to butt in, Murdock."--Just the fact that they're all friends (cause they would totally be all friends) is so much fun but this line in particular made me giggle

"Foggy swears to god if this somehow evolves into another duet about Lombardi's he's going to lose it." -DUET. Cap and Bucky bickering over NYC food is so lovely I just

And of course, "Matt's a stupid superhero with stupid kung fu powers" I heard that in Foggy's voice and burst into the biggest smile you have no idea

This is so adorable and not OOC at all, despite the situation. I love this so much.

This is the kind of perfect fic that makes you invent the backstory in your head and cry with glee, I mean. DARLING CUPCAKES. darling violent superhero cupcakes. I would quote lines, but I love too many.

aWW THANK YOU ALL!

Prompt Post #1

Matt+Natasha+Steve

Re: Matt+Natasha+Steve

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FILL: Conquering Heroes, or Whatever (Matt/Foggy, Steve/Bucky, Natasha/Karen)

Re: FILL: Conquering Heroes, or Whatever (Matt/Foggy, Steve/Bucky, Natasha/Karen)

Re: FILL: Conquering Heroes, or Whatever (Matt/Foggy, Steve/Bucky, Natasha/Karen)

Re: FILL: Conquering Heroes, or Whatever (Matt/Foggy, Steve/Bucky, Natasha/Karen)

Re: FILL: Conquering Heroes, or Whatever (Matt/Foggy, Steve/Bucky, Natasha/Karen)

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