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Re: Matt/Fisk Soulmate AU (bitty little author anon #1 update)

[(Anonymous)]

I just want to wrap Matt up in a blanket and give him a cup of hot tea or hot cocoa and then cup his face in my hands and say, "Matt. Matty. Matty Matt Matt. Precious self-destructive, anger-managment-issue-filled avocado. You're fucked."

Do I mean literally or metaphorically?

...Yes.

:D

Re: Matt/Fisk Soulmate AU (bitty little author anon #1 update)

[(Anonymous)]

my god, this is such a compliment EEEEEEE :D

(at this point, if you mentioned to matt that flirting with a mob boss and then immediately hanging up the phone looks a lot like "messing with someone and then rejecting them, for kicks," he would be LEGITIMATELY SHOCKED. that wasn't a rejection hang up! that was a panicked public boner hang up!...at this point, wilson is angry, humiliated, and. uh. still can't stop thinking about matt, and he can't even ask wesley about any of this shit.

Re: Matt/Fisk Soulmate AU (bitty little author anon #1 update)

[(Anonymous)]

YOU DESERVE ALL THE COMPLIMENTS IN THE WORLD. Also cookies. *slides over a plate*

Matt is a human disaster with so many Issues that a subscription is required to keep up with them. (Precious, precious self-destructive avocado of my heart.) (Personally I trace back most of Matt's issues regarding emotional attachment to Stick. FUCK YOU, STICK.)

Which makes the whole thing utterly hilarious, because FISK is a human disaster with so many Issues, too, although different kinds, and I now have this image in my head that once everyone has enough pieces of What The Everliving Fuck Is Going On, that Wesley and Foggy are going to have separate or simultaneous moments of dawning horror along the lines of, "They are so bad at normal human interaction, how the hell did they manage to overcome that level of completely fucked up miscommunication?"

Re: Matt/Fisk Soulmate AU (bitty little author anon #1 update)

[(Anonymous)]

Stick is *Jean Ralphio voice* the WOOOOOOOOOOORST when not writing stories about how the universe is out to see matt bleeding and miserable i like to hang out in the kinkmeme threads where we talk about how stick fucked matt up and it took foggy five years to de-feral-ize him.

i choked laughing, because the minute I posted this I thought "and that night, Wesley bolted up out of a dead sleep going WHAT FRESH DISASTER IS THIS without any clue of what happened, just feeling the Disturbance In The Force that is these two, and Foggy woke himself up by falling out of bed and now it's 2am and he doesn't know why he has the strongest urge to call Matt and just shout NOPE WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING HALT, CEASE & DESIST."

Re: Matt/Fisk Soulmate AU (bitty little author anon #1 update)

[(Anonymous)]

Are you kidding me Foggy is still de-feral-izing him that is a constant work in progress (that is constantly getting fucked up do to accidental exposure to vanilla ice cream oh whoops I headcanon'd). That Matt functions without tipping people off to his Issues (mostly) is a minor miracle Foggy had carried out.

(It says something about this fandom that our collective favorite crack ship is Matt/Happiness.)

ALSO I ACTUALLY HOWLED WITH LAUGHTER that needs to happen oh my god it needs to happen, especially Foggy ACTUALLY CALLING MATT AND TELLING MATT THAT (it's totally a corollary to "If there's a stunning woman with questionable character in the room, Matt will find her and Foggy will suffer" *nodnod*).

Re: Matt/Fisk Soulmate AU (bitty little author anon #1 update)

[(Anonymous)]

...i am c r y i n g thank you for the corollary

(THE VANILLA ICE CREAM. THAT FUCKING THREAD, my god i had all the feelings. all of them.)

...damnit. that scene was a joke. i'm not really going to make it fit in here. it's. uh.

(ever since foggy found out about matt's habit of running around in an underarmor longsleeve and black jeans trying to beat up people who have guns, matt, you idiot, sirens in the night have been waking him up. and it's funny that matt told him that matt used to lie awake, making up stories to go with the sirens, because some nights that's all foggy can do for hours. is that an ambulance? if matt gets knocked out in one of thoe abandoned warehouses, what if there's a fire - what if matt gets trapped in a burning building, fat lot of good matt's ninja senses will do then.)

Re: Matt/Fisk Soulmate AU (bitty little author anon #1 update)

[(Anonymous)]

...I am just going to lay down now and stare at the ceiling and contemplate life, the universe, and the myriad ways MATTHEW FUCKING MURDOCK WILL BREAK FOGGY'S HEART how dare you i love you how dare you (no seriously i really do love you but how daaaaaare you)

<3

Re: Matt/Fisk Soulmate AU (bitty little author anon #1 update)

[(Anonymous)]

...did i mention that foggy doesn't, actually, call matt in the middle of the night? because all of matt's phones ring with the names of the people who are calling - ("FOGGY. FOGGY. FOGGY. KAREN. KAREN. KAREN." shouting out to the beat of Matt's heart where anyone, literally anyone, can hear.) and he never knows where Matt is or who might be able to hear Matt's phone. They had (another - jesus, they've never fought this much before, it is killing foggy) a fight about it. Matt wouldn't give Foggy all the details but the terror in his voice when he tells Foggy that no one can know how they're connected - that's real.

So they compromised, by which Foggy means he gave ground because he was still reeling, still caught in the undertow of Matt's secrets. Foggy doesn't call Matt at night. Matt calls Foggy the minute he gets back to his apartment every night (so help me god, murdock) and lets him know that he made it back safe.

(*whimpers* this is so distressing oh god matt & foggy are both still distressed about this.
i wrote this and then i thought: but claire! matt's burner phone doesn't shout CLAIRE CLAIRE when she calls. pretend that matt made the executive decision that he would never carry a phone with all the numbers of the people who were important to him while he was daredeviling, because that's asking for trouble.)

Re: Matt/Fisk Soulmate AU (bitty little author anon #1 update)

[(Anonymous)]

that makes a great deal of sense

but it does prevent my heart from breaking any further D: YOU ARE EVIL (and i love you)

(god i have my last law school final ever tomorrow morning and instead of studying i am making dying whale noises over matthew michael murdock: human disaster)