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FILL - how to pepperspray your best friend in the face - part 3

(Anonymous) 2015-05-02 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
Matt’s been through a lot in the past year.

He’s been bruised and battered, shot and stabbed, and, on a very memorable occasion, nearly blown up. He’s all but bled to death, had enough stiches done that Frankenstein’s monster might well mistake him for a close relative and so many concussions that Claire’s threatening to send Foggy a list of the long-term effects of multiple head trauma. He’s fought with Russian drug dealers, a yakuza ninja and a kingpin of crime. Worst of all, he’s fought with Foggy.

Getting accidentally pepper sprayed in the face… it shouldn’t rate so high on his list of miseries and woes. If fact, Matt’s the first to argue that it’s most likely a case of divine justice. While he’s long since stopped keeping count of all the ways he’s let Foggy down since he first put on the mask, Matt’s never stopped feeling bad about it. He’s hurt Foggy, hurt him bad enough that Matt almost lost him for good. A few hours of discomfort doesn’t even begin to pay off his debt.

Now, if only he could make his body listen to reason and stop… throwing… up.

xxx

“Sorry,” Matt hiccups. “I’m sorry.”

“Shuddup,” Foggy snaps, giving up on counting to ten. Maybe it works for exhausted moms in charge of half a dozen wild toddlers, but it just doesn’t cut it for when dealing with Matt the Martyr Murdock. “Just… stop apologizing, okay?”

If looks could kill, Foggy’s pretty sure he’d be dead by now. He can feel Karen’s eyes burning twin holes through the back of his head. His only consolation is that at least then his mom will never find out that he pepper sprayed Matt in the face. The thought cheers him up for all of three seconds. Then Matt heaves again. He sounds and looks remarkably like a half-drowned kitten, hacking up a hairball while the saddest song ever recorded plays in the background.

“Hey Karen,” Foggy asks, reaching for the waste basket again. They’re gonna have to buy a new one, he decides. And possibly kill the old one with fire. “What would you say was the saddest song ever recorded?”

Considering the question himself he rubs a hand absently over Matt’s sweaty back, muttering dumb things like there you go, better out than in, you’re doing good there, buddy until Matt sags against him with an exhausted groan. Thinking out loud he continues;

“How about that one goes… laa lalala laa la, dum dum dum dum dum...?”

”What?”

“You know, the one with the sad bald guy and the-“

Foggy glances over his shoulder, catches one look at Karen’s face and shuts up.

Drinks are definitely on him tonight.

Re: FILL - how to pepperspray your best friend in the face - part 3

(Anonymous) 2015-05-02 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay, an update! I love this fic and it continues to be the right mix of sad/cute/hilarious.

Oh Matt, of course he thinks this is a fitting punishment for wronging Foggy. Martyr indeed. And I can totally see him looking like a half-drowned cat.

Now I wanna know what song Foggy meant!

Re: FILL - how to pepperspray your best friend in the face - part 3

(Anonymous) 2015-05-03 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! <3

The sad song's Gary Jule's Mad World. But only because I didn't think it was right to inflict this on someone with super enhanced hearing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ2ndH84JOs
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