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"We have to drink water," Claire said, and Matt made a grunting, snuffling sort of noise of agreement. He was lying facedown on the floor in the living room, which really just highlighted his - that fucking ass, Claire thought, it was unreal, she wanted everything. Didn't think she could focus long enough to actually get a strap on, because she was just. She was really warm and really tingly, and it was hard to stick to a plan -

-water, right, but -

"Could I fuck you, you think?" she asked, getting a glass from the cupboard. She drank one straight off, gulping noisily; some of it spilled and trickled down her throat. She shuddered, and then, because asking seemed to relieve some of the tipsy pressure in her head. "I have a strap on, and it seems fair - you've been doing most of the work -"

Matt groaned with real delight, and his back arched and ass went up in the air; oh. "Yeah," he said, eyes closed, lashes dark and wet in the dim light from the lamp, "you could, but - ah - but Foggy and Karen are a couple blocks away, they have to pay the taxi driver and then - and then, if it's all the same to you, I want." He sighed; she walked into the living room and he pushed himself to his knees. Didn't bother opening his eyes; she could see how flushed he was, that his eyelashes were damp. "I want the real thing," he said. Leaned into her, hard, and Claire would never experience anything like Matt did, but the musky sweating heat of him hit her like she hadn't already gotten hers three times over already.

right, she thought, and slapped his cheek, lightly; his head rolled back to her open palm. "Drink water," she said. When she put the glass to his mouth he opened up like she was a locksmith, and drank the whole thing down without stopping. The muscles in his throat worked rhythmically; she couldn't remember wanting this much without any pain attached in years. Everything felt hyper-real and dreamy at the same time, it was -

Whatever this is, she thought, this is not -

- but Matt was talking, rubbing his cheek into her open hand; she couldn't help petting him, just a little; his cheekbone was hard and his skin was soft under her thumb. "I meant it," he said, still smiling, "you should let Foggy eat you out, I just want - someone in me - oh, but then Karen will be lonely -"

"I think I can handle that," Claire said.

(whew! uh. ok. A CLIFFHANGER - don't worry, friend, spoilers: everybody gets high on sex drugs and is happy - but I gotta go to work and writing the sex with four people is trickier than two. uh. OMG op, it turns out this is an AMAZING PROMPT sex pollen is incredible <3 <3)

Bless you, anon!author, may your work go well and swiftly. This is everything I wanted and then some (hello mention of pegging, my bulletproof kink), thank you!
-- OP

...also, you keep writing these AMAZING descriptions, like "When she put the glass to his mouth he opened up like she was a locksmith" and so basically this is both skilled AND hot as fuck, omg.

-- OP

um. no YOU are the best anon.
(seriously, when writing porn on the internet, i think all anyone really wants is to be told "you did the sex talk real good" and "gadzooks, forsooth, thy prose!" so like. this is my day right here.)

BUT! i did fuck up that earlier bit: pegging, omg, pegging is amazing and i want all of it - when I wrote that little bit implying that pegging is not "real" anal, I was. hm. I think I was going for "pegging is awesome but a lil complicated, and I want a mood where everyone is drugged-up-happy and not terribly coordinated," and i didn't mean to. y'know.

of course now i have half a scene where karen's got three fingers up matt's hootnanny and claire offers her dildo, again, because whew, she is a nurse, you don't wanna give yourself tendinitis, karen.

it needs a push, tho: line, please, director!

Oh, see, and here I just thought he meant a real *dick,* not that pegging isn't real anal. So I wasn't bugged at all. Y'know, for what that's worth.

(Tangent: my brain went from 'ha, yeah, Matt CAN probably tell the difference between a real dick and a synthetic one' to 'yeah okay my next prompt is probably going to be Matt going to a sex shop because he's probably PICKY AS HELL about textures and materials and the buzziness of motors, and that sounds like a fucking hiLARious fic premise, omg')

Okay so where are you stuck: before/as Foggy & Karen arrive (ie after the bit you posted above), or while the ladies are working Matt open?

that is what I was going for, whew!

MAKE THAT PROMPT.

(side prompt: MATT MURDOCK CRANKILY WRITES ALL THE ONE-STAR AMAZON SEX TOY REVIEWS, GO.

i mean, the research for that prompt alone would be delightful!
NSFW, obv, but: http://www.holisticwisdom.com/vertical-turbo-stroker.htm this thing that looks like a nutribullet for ur dick

or this TWO FOOT TALL STUFFED ANIMAL purse named tyler to casually hide ur dildos in: http://www.holisticwisdom.com/bear-storage-case.htm ? do it OP bring this joyful prompt to the world)

ie after the bit i posted last is where i would appreciate a boost, yeah!

*cackling madly* okay after I'm done here I'll make that prompt because omg comedy GOLD.

(Hey Epiphora's 'slush pile' reviews are probably also excellent research, like this one (NSFW link): http://www.heyepiphora.com/2013/08/review-flash/ which has such lines as "The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I could swear that the Lovehoney Flash is a tiny gourd stuffed with bees from 54 BC.")

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okay, okay. so. where are we. oh right, foggy and karen need to arrive.

Claire almost - almost! - answers the door naked when she hears the knock, but absently remembers to grab the afghan off the back of a chair, wrapping it around her on the way.

(for extra amusement, Matt should be like three steps behind her, without the presence of mind to cover himself up, and so there's a delay between Foggy+Karen seeing Claire and them seeing Matt, yeah? but do whatever, honestly, have fun. :D)

Prompt Post #1

Re: Matt/Claire/Karen/Foggy: sex pollen, teamwork more more

Re: Matt/Claire/Karen/Foggy: sex pollen, teamwork more more

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