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Comments

Re: Matt the Baker/Superhero Magnet

[(Anonymous)]

Elektra stopping by for baklava (she taught him the recipe, don't you know)...

Bullseye using peanuts and recently-emptied cupcake papers for target practice...

Fisk bringing Vanessa to try the least authentic but best tasting zuppa in town...

Matt gets taken hostage and every supervillain in New York shows up to rescue him...

Re: Matt the Baker/Superhero Magnet

[(Anonymous)]

A+ quality addition

Re: Matt the Baker/Superhero Magnet

[(Anonymous)]

Matt decides to expand the seating section, 7 people with super-strength show up to volunteer as laborers...

Matt decides to sponsor a kids' sports team, 12 superheroes volunteer for photo ops with the players and fans...

Matt starts dating a new person, 17 superheroes deliver the shovel talk...

Re: Matt the Baker/Superhero Magnet

[(Anonymous)]

Matt starts dating a new person, 7 spies don't bother with a shovel talk, but do provide Matt with complete background checks in Braille and the significant other is stalked for a good two months.

Re: Matt the Baker/Superhero Magnet

[(Anonymous)]

Are they still trying to keep up ~*secret identities*~?

"Oh damn, I don't have a hammer for you"
"*punches wall* it's ok, I brought my own."
"Why does It smells like blood? Did someone get hurt?"

Re: Matt the Baker/Superhero Magnet

[(Anonymous)]

Matt suddenly has more power than he ever did as Daredevil.

'No muffin for you!'

Re: Matt the Baker/Superhero Magnet

[(Anonymous)]

Today, Hell's Kitchen came to a standstill as many famous superheroes battled on the docks in a friendly contest, an exhibition match of sorts, for the benefit of St. Agnes' Orphanage and Daycare. Each hero was sponsored by a company that pledged money to the competition, from $1000 all the way up to $25,000; the sponsor company of each disqualified hero has agreed to pay this sum to the charity.

And what is the prize for the winning hero, you ask? Some mystical artifact of mythic power, you might guess. Or perhaps a weapon of inconceivable might?

No: it is something much more powerful than that. Deceptively simple, this item is perhaps the most formidable engine of dissent among heroes since the Superhuman Registration Act.

And what is it, you ask?

It is nothing less than Matthew Murdock's legendary Chocolate Truffle Cake.

Re: Matt the Baker/Superhero Magnet

[(Anonymous)]

Bruce Banner found out the hard way that Murdock's cinnamon rolls are simply too exciting for the Hulk to let pass without comment; he is obliged to subsist solely upon the less flavorful vegan options.

Deadpool took one bite of his molasses cookie and promptly marched into the kitchen to propose to Matthew on the spot. Several other heroes followed him, some to chastise him, others to imitate him.

Matthew closes the shop on Sundays, and every year on the anniversary of his father's death. The associated rise in superhuman activity on those days is estimated to be the result of sugar withdrawals.

One day, Matt was too sick to go to work on a Saturday. Claire Temple took one bite of Peter Parker's pitiful pumpkin pie and promptly powerwalked to perform paramedical procedures on the bedridden Murdock. She was later hailed as Savior by all of the heroes and villains of the city.

Re: Matt the Baker/Superhero Magnet

[(Anonymous)]

"Peter Parker's pitiful pumpkin pie and promptly powerwalked to perform paramedical procedures"
- BWAHAHAHAHA