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Petition for there to be a fic where whenever Foggy wins an argument using his lawyer skills he says, 'Lawyered.'

Petition for Matt yelling at Foggy that lawyered isn't a real word.

Is that like being 'Litt up'?

I looked it up and I am guessing that yeah it is similar.

Lawyered comes from the show How I Met Your Mother. The character Marshall who is a lawyer says it after he wins arguments.

I have objections to this prompt, your honor.

Within five minutes of meeting him, the Avengers were convinced that one Foggy Nelson was the most amazing person in the world. And no, it wasn't because he was able to deal with their resident brooding vigilante.

He had just won an argument against Tony Stark - Tony Stark - by brow beating him into silence with law, of all things.

Foggy was astonishing.

He probably knew it, too, judging by the way he grinned triumphantly and ended his win by proclaiming, "Lawyered!"

"That's not a word!" came Matt's shout from the other room, closely followed by pounding feet. The man in question burst into the living room, half-finished bandages hanging off his arm and an irritated Bruce behind him, pointing in Foggy's general direction (more or less, anyway). "Stop using false words Foggy!"

Foggy turned to his new target, and Clint motioned Bruce over to join them in watching, offering some of the popcorn as he did. "It is totally a word Matt!" Foggy countered. "It was written and printed on a script in no less than twelve episodes of a highly successful prime time sitcom!"

"A noun cannot be used as a verb, Foggy!" Matt countered vehemently. "It goes against all rules of grammar!"

"Tell that to Shakespeare!" Foggy countered, looking triumphant once again. "He is to this day hailed as the greatest writer in history and he not only used nouns as verbs, but as adjectives and adverbs too!"

Matt was apparently not to be cowed. "That's because Shakespeare wrote after English had regained prominence as the language of England but before the Puritan Revolt, only after which the English began establishing rules of grammar and spelling!"

"Only because they wanted a sense of stability and began throwing rules at everything that moved!" Foggy countered. He and Matt were a foot away from each other now, and going strong with arm movements added for emphasis. "Besides! English comes from High German which makes it Germanic, not Romantic! And considering Latin and French still held the top spot for most respected and important languages at the time they used French grammar rules as an example for their own! You can't put Romantic grammar restrictions on a Germanic language - it just doesn't work! Which makes your basis of argument null and void!"

Bruce finally reached for some popcorn as the two lawyers went off into another tangent on the basis of what constituted a null and void argument, complete with court precedents from as early as the 1700s. "I thought we were watching Star Wars today," he commented.

"This is way more fascinating," Clint answered.

Bruce had to coincide the point at that - this was way more interesting.

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Be honest, is my English Major showing? XP

This was so fun to read. Very cute!

Thank you so much!

This is perfect, these two nerds SO WOULD.

Glad you think so too, I could only justify knowledge of these odd little facts with the fact that Classics and English are the two undergrad majors most likely to go into law school.

'concede the point'...

Sorry, in the spirit of corrections, arguments and one-upping. I couldn't resist. This fill is so them and so much fun.

Huh?

Oh.

Pfft, haha! Whoops, this is why you spell check before posting XP Thanks for pointing that out.

Yes it is showing, and it's glorious. XD

Thanks XD

I can imagine Foggy at the end yellign at Matt
"You've been Lawyered!"

Thus beginning the circle again, most likely XP

CUTE CUTE CUTE

Thanks!

Prompt Post #6

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