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omg, getting naked for the pathetic angle, karen really is the brains of the outfit XD XD XD

the only clothes matt has right now pretty obviously identify him as Crazy Terrorist (Shoot on Sight), but if he LOOSES all his clothes, then he's just Sad Blind Puppy Matt Murdock (with a really ripped body) and it's a terrorist attack, probably nobody's gonna worry too much about the scars tonight!

(WHY IS MURDOCK NAKED, brett will undoubtedly scream at the top of his lungs. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, NELSON,

explain, foggy will grit.

fucking idk bess mahoney is secretly an ex-army nurse. is that true? fuck if i know! but matt has started a dangerous precedent of kidnapping your friends and loved ones into your crime-fighting ring because you're worried about them, and now foggy is gonna do it to brett. sort of.)

this is everything I ever needed ahahahahaha~

THE KIDNAPPING OF BRETT MAHONEY

it's kind of like one of those car chases at eight miles an hour?

like. "jesus christ" brett says when he sees the three of them crawl up out of the sewer, what the fuck, and - "you drive," he tells Ms. Page, because she looks the a) least bloody, and b) least naked, why is this a consideration at this point?

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"yeah, no, we are not dropping your bleeding ass off at someone's house, we're going to the hospital," brett says.

"not (Claire's hospital)," Murdock says. His jaw works. He is really worked up; Brett would think drugs, but - but it's clearly something else. "we can't - he won't be safe there."

"what the fuck does that mean?" brett says. "okay, no, let's get one thing straight: this is not actually a democracy, we don't vote on this, I have already compromised procedure enough, we're - "

How the fuck did Murdock get his service weapon? - and before Brett can do anything about it, Murdock'd emptied the clip and tossed the whole thing out the window - what the fuck -

"Karen, don't go to the hospital," he said.

"Matt," Nelson said, and fuck, he looked to be in bad shape, he actually needed a hospital, "Matt, did you just. you have to stop kidnapping people, Matt."

"What," Brett said, because - where had he gone wrong, here?

"I sure fucking hope you have five hundred dollars to buy Officer Mahoney a new gun," Ms. Page said, from the driver's seat, but oh, look, she was- listening to Murdock, not Brett.

"what kind of cult shit have you gotten yourselves into?" Brett asked. Did they not see - okay, Murdock couldn't see - but if Nelson died because these two wanted to fuck around, oh, Brett was going to make damn sure everyone went to jail for a hundred years.

"Brett," Nelson - Foggy said, and he was surprisingly lucid, "you - deserve to punch Matt in the face really hard, get in line, but - I don't think he's wrong about this, man."

"Goddamnit," Brett said, after a long moment where he realized that he'd somehow been carjacked by a hundred-and-ten pound woman, a naked blind man, and a man who'd been stabbed, and - why were they so pathetic, if they weren't so pathetic he could handle this - "no hospitals, fine, go to my place."

"No," Murdock said, suspiciously.

"My nan is there right now," Brett said, "she patched up people hurt worse than Foggy, back in the day, shut up or kidnap me for reals, Murdock, how did I miss the crazy?"

(author note, because I am weirdly anal about this: the idea that Karen Page weighs 110 is meant to emphasize the fact that we're in a male POV. the actress who plays her looks tall enough that there's NO WAY she's only 110, and i get that, and you get that, but brett is underestimating Karen's weight because he's embarrassed, okay, enough of that, done.)

(your intent through the POV came through loud and clear for this anon, no worries!)

ahahahahahaha I love you, I love this fill, I love everybody in this thread xoxo

YES okay good

sorry i worry it's a dumb thing to be anal about I KNOW

Dear Anon,

How many of my babies do you want?

Because I'm giving them all to you.

First born, second born.

All of the babies.

Thank you.

oh god isn't it fun?

HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL MATT ACCIDENTALLY KIDNAP IN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS

WHO KNOWS

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

*delighted shrieking*

(OP) YOU BROUGHT BRETT INTO IT!!!!!!!!!!! Author Anon you truly are a hope diamond, a priceless treasure bringing pain and misery to Matt Murdock's life. I salute you.

YUP YUP THEY'RE KIDNAPPING BRETT

NOW KAREN AND FOGGY ARE "TECHNICALLY"
"LEGALLY"
ALSO PART OF THIS CRIME SPREE

oh god

it has gotten away from me, OP, i feel like now i've tricked myself into rewriting half of season one, damnit, in the world where Matt winds up with a support system (WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT)

yisssssssssssssssss~

(OP) You've already given me more than I could have hoped for, but like I mentioned when I reposted this prompt, I am hella greedy and am now praying you will.

Imagine Matt's cluster of heart attacks if Foggy/Karen/Brett/Claire(?) tried to face-off with Stick on Matt's behalf.

OH HO HO HO

OH NOOOOOOOO

like. Brett & Foggy would be ready to arrest him and prosecute to the FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW, right, and Karen would be like "that takes too long." *MACE*

matt in the corner "really not a big deal u guys" "u guys stop punching him he'll kick ur asses"

stick: "why have you surrounded yourself with soft thing - ARGH MY FACE WHY WHY THE MACE OW I CAN'T BREATHE"

karen: AHAHAHA i LOVE WINNING the most

(foggy, also in the corner: i love our gf the most.
matt:...ok yeah maybe but we gotta leave she just destroyed my home with mace
karen: so you gotta spend the night at ours for a while OH NO)

claire's like: oh no. a blind man. maced in the face. good job i'm a registered nurse. hold still. talk to me about this "training" that you and matt did while i flush your face. (AND ACCIDENTALLY KNEE YOU IN THE BALLS, WHOOPS.)

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