daredevilkink | Prompt Post #3

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"Matt, we need to talk." Foggy sat on the edge of his desk, wringing his hands a bit. It was going to be one of the awkward talks. Matt raised his eyebrows at him.

"I know Karen put a pack of post-its on everyone's desk, and they are incredibly useful for all manners of thing..."

"...but?" If Matt could already tell where this was going, he didn't let it show.

"...but could you please text me if you want to leave me a note?"

"Not very practicable if it's a note on a specific part of a specific document. That is what post-its are for, Foggy."

Foggy sighed. "Yes, it is, but your print is crap, Matt. Literally, it looks like a pigeon took a dump and walked through it. It used to be better in law school, but these days it's next to illegible for sighted people without super-powered fingertips."

"Karen isn't complaining!"

"Karen gives them to me to read them out to her, Matt, because I've had years and years to become fluent in pigeon crap."

"...that bad?"

"That bad."

"I should probably call Claire, then." Matt looked slightly alarmed.

"Why? No. Don't tell me. I don't want to know." Foggy sighed. "...you're going to tell me."

"There might be an alarmingly large blood stain on her carpet. That I explained in a note."

"Yeah. You should totally call her. Now."

This should count as a fill anon. i was howling.

Poor poor Matt and his pigeon crap.

help cant breath laughing too hard XD

"I've had years and years to become fluent in pigeon crap."

HAHAHAHA

I CAN'T BREATHE YOU LOVELY HUMAN

Oh wow thanks for the fill! This must be some kind of record.

Oh fuck I love this

I'm just picturing poor Claire standing in her living room looking at the stain and the note going "I do not get paid enough for this."

Do not, in these moments, bring up the fact she isn't being paid at all.

*giggles* poor claire.

You know the show made that really unclear. I suspect she was getting paid, but not hourly, because they would be kicking her out for racking up ridiculous overtime because of her PTSD.

help dying of laughter

Ahahahahahahaha. Love it

Ahaha omg this is so good :')))

Authornon: It's ridiculous that this 5 minutes crackpot fill got quicker and more reactions than any elaborate thing I ever put on AO3. Thank you all. XD XD

Loved it! So cute :)

Can't. Stop. Giggling.

You've unexpectedly made my entire day better. Thank you.

oh. my. god. this is hilarious, hahahahaha.

I've had years and years to become fluent in pigeon crap

hahahahahahaha

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