foggy over in the corner trying very hard not to tear his own hair out in sheer frustration. :D
...because i like ridiculous unnecessary angst: maybe Matt & Foggy tried to make a go of it back in college, but it didn't take - they were still waiting for this woman, whoever she was, so they decided to partner up and keep it sort-of-mostly platonic until they found her.
Matt doing the whole catholic "uh the thing is living with only one of my soulmates is LIVING IN SIN, we should wait to find her, self-denial, ect," thing, and also secretly "and now i don't have to worry about foggy seeing me naked and noticing the stabbings"
Foggy doing the "well fuck it, Marci, lemme give you the hot anal sex you deserve, girl, since in this world where i have two soulmates i can't get it on with either of them"
Re: Matt/Foggy/Karen: soulmate AU
...because i like ridiculous unnecessary angst: maybe Matt & Foggy tried to make a go of it back in college, but it didn't take - they were still waiting for this woman, whoever she was, so they decided to partner up and keep it sort-of-mostly platonic until they found her.
Matt doing the whole catholic "uh the thing is living with only one of my soulmates is LIVING IN SIN, we should wait to find her, self-denial, ect," thing, and also secretly "and now i don't have to worry about foggy seeing me naked and noticing the stabbings"
Foggy doing the "well fuck it, Marci, lemme give you the hot anal sex you deserve, girl, since in this world where i have two soulmates i can't get it on with either of them"
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