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I don't have much time these days, but I love this prompt to pieces, so have a minifill!

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Foggy's sitting at at home when Matt arrives after patrol.

To be more precise, he's sitting in Matt's home when Matt arrives after patrol.

When did you learn B&E? he wants to ask. "What's wrong?" he asks instead, because yes, he has communication problems, but he's not a total asshole.

"I'm a demon," Foggy says.

"It can't be that bad," Matt says.

"No, Matt, I'm a demon," Foggy insists, heart rate spiking.

Matt sits down next to him. "Okay. Calm down and tell me what you did."

"No, Matthew, I am. Actually. A. Literal. Demon."

Matthew can't see his own deadpan "You've got to be kidding me" face, but he has it on good authority that it's an excellent one. He gives Foggy his "You've got to be kidding me" face.

Foggy sighs, agitated. "Okay. Okay, remember when you had this really big secret and you didn't tell me because you'd never told anyone? And it was totally unbelievable and unreasonable, but I believed you anyway?"

"That was only four months ago," Matt says. "I know I've been hit in the head a few times, but I'm not amnesiac yet."

"Yet," Foggy grumbles. "Well, I know it's unbelievable and unreasonable, but I need you to believe me anyway."

"Do I get to get mad and storm out the door?" Matt asked thoughtfully.

"No."

"Damn it."

Foggy giggles hysterically. "I actually can damn things now, you know."

That gets Matt's attention. He straightens. "Start from the beginning?"

"One beautiful day, Edward Nelson and Rosalinde Sharpe got married—"

"Not that far back."

"No, listen, it actually starts that far back," Foggy pleads. "You know how my birth mom left a long time ago because she was a soulless beast?"

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, well, it's true. Ta-da. Rosalinde's a demon. Dad, too, actually. That's how they met. Mom does deals for people's souls, and dad's a demon of mold and mildew.”

“You’re fucking with me,” Matt deadpans.

“I wish I were,” Foggy replies. “Technically, dad’s a pestilence demon, but—anyway, after Rosalinde left, dad married mom—who’s human—and they decided not to tell me in case I turned out to be too much like Rosalinde.”

“You’re the exact opposite of everything I’ve heard about Rosalinde,” Matt points out. “Minus the lawyer thing.”

“Yeah,” Foggy agrees. “Between that and all the crazy shit going on in New York these days that I’m sure an innocent, uninvolved civilian like yourself knows nothing about, they decided to let me know so I can protect myself.”

“Are you a demon of anything specific?” Matt asks. “Lost keys? Mismatched socks? Reality television? Or are demonic powers hereditary?”

“Sort of the last one,” Foggy sighs. “It’s more like… you know how you can mix juice and champagne and voilà, mimosa? Apparently if you mix pervasive pestilence with devouring human souls, you get curses.”

“Curses.”

“Yep.”

“How bad?”

“Pretty bad.”

Matt hums. “Can you curse the office next door with broken speakers so they stop playing bubblegum pop?”

“Yep.”

“Can you curse my neighbour’s screeching cat to keel over dead?”

“That’s more under the jurisdiction of Vengeance, or maybe Acts of God. I could curse it with chronic laryngitis?”

Matt winces. “That’s neat. But please don’t.”

“I won’t,” Foggy assures. “You’re taking this well.”

“You’re pretty calm yourself,” Matt points out.

“I sort of freaked out earlier,” Foggy admits. “Check the stock market.”

Matt pulls up Yahoo Finance and whistles. “That was you?”

“Yeah. Dad’s trying to get it fixed,” Foggy sighs. “He Summoned Rosalinde for help, but she just laughed.”

“What do you need from me?”

“A hug would be nice.”

“Am I going to get cursed if I touch you?”

“You being able to punch bad guys in the head hasn’t rubbed off on me, so I don’t think my being able to curse someone will rub off on you,” Foggy scowls. “So shut up and hug me.”

Matt does.

(He doesn’t get cursed.)

Ha! This is wonderful. And very cute. Best kind of crack fic.

Thanks!

LOL, nice! You have a good handle on their voices.

Awwwe, thank you!

I kinda love this...

Prompt Post #4

[Minifill] Snips and snails and puppydog tails

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