Ayrt...this really isn't that off. One of the funerals I went to had basically the priest repeating the same two bits of information over and over again with different words...
Some of my family members have ... Interesting interpretations of the deceased's wishes when it comes to funeral services. When I was younger I started writing my own service for them while those that actually knew me have an Irish wake with an ice cream truck. It starts with a somber, instrumental rendition of 'drop-kick me Jesus through the goal-posts of life'...
Re: Catholic funerals
(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Catholic funerals
(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Catholic funerals
(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)What, I'm not bitter. -_-
/is totally bitter
Re: Catholic funerals
(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)When I was younger I started writing my own service for them while those that actually knew me have an Irish wake with an ice cream truck.
It starts with a somber, instrumental rendition of 'drop-kick me Jesus through the goal-posts of life'...