Well, not entirely...a whole lot of people would have to die before THAT happened
Ends up Matt's the sole heir to some Irish aristocratic family or even an English one (one of his ancestors was a well-to-do lord or lady, then hooked up with one of those "bloody Catholics", got disowned, and then they hopped on a boat to NYC?) and the estate executor manages to drag Matt across the Pond. (And you seriously think Foggy is gonna be left behind? Hell no.)
Complete with: **drafty old castle/manor! ("Hey, Matt...I'll bet you 5 bucks you can't swing across this ballroom without touching the floor..." "...Matt, I will give you a dollar to NOT parkour to the top of that tower...")
**snooty blue bloods!
**tours of the countryside! ("No, I get to kiss it first!" "Why? You're already full of blarney...")
Heir to the throne
Ends up Matt's the sole heir to some Irish aristocratic family or even an English one (one of his ancestors was a well-to-do lord or lady, then hooked up with one of those "bloody Catholics", got disowned, and then they hopped on a boat to NYC?) and the estate executor manages to drag Matt across the Pond. (And you seriously think Foggy is gonna be left behind? Hell no.)
Complete with:
**drafty old castle/manor! ("Hey, Matt...I'll bet you 5 bucks you can't swing across this ballroom without touching the floor..." "...Matt, I will give you a dollar to NOT parkour to the top of that tower...")
**snooty blue bloods!
**tours of the countryside! ("No, I get to kiss it first!" "Why? You're already full of blarney...")
**pub crawls and fights! ("My people!!")
**assassination attempts!
Wait- What?!