Aunt May has a healthy amount of suspicion when she finds out her barely legal nephew/adopted son is dating a secretive thirty-something lawyer. Matt understands this and he feels bad for making her worry, so he does his best to prove that his intentions toward Peter are good.

Cue a series of unfortunate misunderstandings that make Matt look like the biggest creeper ever. Because Parker luck is apparently sexually transmitted, and Murdock luck wasn't that great to begin with.