"Matt, we do a lot of things that are, frankly, a bit too close even for best friends but I draw the line at licking."
"I can't feel it. How else can I find out if I can -"
"Matt. You're not licking me. You can smell me, listen to my heartbeat, and touch me to your hearts contents. Out of the four senses you have taste is out straight out."
"That's not fair."
"You're arguing to lick me. You've gone from 'Woe is me.' to just weird. How about this, let me lick you and you can lick me?"
"No. That's gross."
"See!"
"Now that's just insensitive."
"Ass. Give me your damn hand. I'll TRACE the freaking thing for you. With your fingers and NOT your tongue."
Re: Foggy Has Tattoo and Matt Has No Clue
"But Foggy-"
"Matt, we do a lot of things that are, frankly, a bit too close even for best friends but I draw the line at licking."
"I can't feel it. How else can I find out if I can -"
"Matt. You're not licking me. You can smell me, listen to my heartbeat, and touch me to your hearts contents. Out of the four senses you have taste is out straight out."
"That's not fair."
"You're arguing to lick me. You've gone from 'Woe is me.' to just weird. How about this, let me lick you and you can lick me?"
"No. That's gross."
"See!"
"Now that's just insensitive."
"Ass. Give me your damn hand. I'll TRACE the freaking thing for you. With your fingers and NOT your tongue."