One time his friends bought him a Farrah fawcett poster and shittily tried to emboss it so he could feel it. They were mystified when he chose not to keep it in his locker to feel throughout the day.

Also once they listened to all the voice options and holy shit there's totally a sexy girl voice here, you could have these dulcet, sultry tones announcing your calls instead of that stupid robot.

Maybe add in some of the classic meme slip ups (unless that's too mean)