Someone wrote in [community profile] daredevilkink 2015-08-07 02:01 pm (UTC)

Re: Gen: Foggy is related to Tony Stark

"matt," says foggy, desperately, "matt, buddy, back me up here."

"i don't know," says matt, who is deeply enamored now with his brand new cellphone. with things he can touch. "i kind of want to go with karen on this one."

and that's when the delivery boy shows up like, "yo, bro, we've got a shipment of a fuckload of new equipment for you? sign here." and karen is like "OH, YES, COFFEEMAKER, AC, HOORAY."

"NO, NOT HOORAY," foggy near-shrieks, "TELL TONY STARK--"

"--that we will consider his kind gifts, thank you very much," matt cuts in. "and also that I will pay him a visit if he's bugged them, or somehow gave them a sentient personality."

(this is Tony Motherfucking Stark. he has probably given at least one of the more advanced machines he sends nelson & murdock an ai. prolonged exposure to matt and foggy and karen [and also claire] turns it into the snarkiest little shit that makes sight puns and fusses needlessly over matt.)

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