honestly imagine Foggy, Pepper and Bucky just. hanging out in Stark Tower and Bitching about Dumbasses, as they do, with shots (of the good stuff, as Bucky insists, though Foggy is pretty sure "the good stuff" is illegal in like ten different states) when Steve, Tony and Matt walk in early just as Foggy's gesturing wildly and going "and and and you know what else he did he was fucking bleeding out on his fucking floor that was how I found out"
Bucky's like "yeah well. I'm pretty sure Steve forgot what a--a parachute was, fucking asshole, did you know I was about to kill him and he wouldn't even fucking fight back" and Pepper's like "have either of you ever tried to lift an arc reactor out of your boss's chest? no? bc it is seriously gross."
"I know what a parachute is" Steve huffs, and Foggy nearly falls off his chair bc they were all so engaged in bitching that they didn't hear the people they were bitching about coming in
Re: Who has the most reckless boyfriend? (matt/foggy)
Bucky's like "yeah well. I'm pretty sure Steve forgot what a--a parachute was, fucking asshole, did you know I was about to kill him and he wouldn't even fucking fight back" and Pepper's like "have either of you ever tried to lift an arc reactor out of your boss's chest? no? bc it is seriously gross."
"I know what a parachute is" Steve huffs, and Foggy nearly falls off his chair bc they were all so engaged in bitching that they didn't hear the people they were bitching about coming in