I'm just laughing because the first thing I thought of was that this is just one is a long series of kidnappings Matt endures once they find out his secret identity. Every time Fisk and Vanessa are having a boring night they just go "what would be the most embarrassing thing to do to Matthee?" and they grab him from wherever he happens to be at the moment and do it. And Matt is to the point where he's just completely exasperated. Also the photos keep leaking on to the Internet and that's not cool, Vanessa.