"~Do de do de doo~ Makin' breakfast. Putting what I'm pretty sure is bread into the toas..... wait, where's the toaster?! This is the toaster spot, but there's no toaster! Have I been robbed? Or... oh no! My toaster came to life and is silently roaming the apartment! ...It...It wants revenge for the bagel incident! No toaster! No! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" *breaks down sobbing*

Evil bugging person: "Okay, this guy isn't Daredevil, he's a freaking nut!"