"Yeah! He's cute and he's so nice and smart and he's already your best friend, and he knkws everything about you and he hasn't run away yet! You should totally date him!"
"But what if I don't want to date him, Kamala. Even if it wasn't dangerous--"
"Duh, Matt? You totally want to date him. If you could see your own face when you listen to him you would realize what a Gigantic Liar, Liar Pants on Fire that you are. Whenever he says something to you, your face gets all soft and squishy looking. It's actually kind of gross."
"...soft and squishy, huh?"
Matt finally runs them out of the apartment for what he insists is not a date (it totally is) and at three AM Spidey, Kamala, Wiccan and Miss America to see if they're having sex and they just see...Matt and Foggy passed out on the couch together. Eventually they find out Matt fell asleep thirty minutes in because he's so exhausted from lawyering, Daredeviling, and being a de facto single parent to a bunch of supers.
("Oh my god his face does that squishy thing when he's asleep too!"
"Holy shit he fell straight asleep. Is Foggy a mutant. Does he have Matt-oriented super powers.")
Re: [gen] accidental vigilante mentor Matt Murdock
"Matt, you should date Foggy."
"*sips tea* Date Foggy, huh?"
"Yeah! He's cute and he's so nice and smart and he's already your best friend, and he knkws everything about you and he hasn't run away yet! You should totally date him!"
"But what if I don't want to date him, Kamala. Even if it wasn't dangerous--"
"Duh, Matt? You totally want to date him. If you could see your own face when you listen to him you would realize what a Gigantic Liar, Liar Pants on Fire that you are. Whenever he says something to you, your face gets all soft and squishy looking. It's actually kind of gross."
"...soft and squishy, huh?"
Matt finally runs them out of the apartment for what he insists is not a date (it totally is) and at three AM Spidey, Kamala, Wiccan and Miss America to see if they're having sex and they just see...Matt and Foggy passed out on the couch together. Eventually they find out Matt fell asleep thirty minutes in because he's so exhausted from lawyering, Daredeviling, and being a de facto single parent to a bunch of supers.
("Oh my god his face does that squishy thing when he's asleep too!"
"Holy shit he fell straight asleep. Is Foggy a mutant. Does he have Matt-oriented super powers.")