Oh lordly loo, mutha-effin' periods. My periods disappear when I'm under loads of stress. For example, when I was back in college, I didn't have one for three months. I wasn't worried, I knew something like this would happen (my mom and sis didn't have their periods during the entirety of their basic traning) but you know, the usual thoughts filtered through my head first.

'Oh my god, am I the next Virgin Mary???!! No, wait, that's stupid.'