Partially inspired by the phrase "blonde viking of vengeance" in the earlier prompt.
So in the first Thor movie it's implied that Thor has been to earth before but it's been at least a few hundred years. Well, what if he had a fling or a one night stand the last time he was on earth and his many times great grandson is.... Foggy?
Maybe uber-great-granny knew that her baby wasn't her husbands child, maybe her husband was home soon enough after the date of conception that she thought it was his, whatever, but the secret of her liaison with Thor died with her.
So everything is cool Foggy's going to some Avengers gig with Matt and for the first time Thor is back on earth since Foggy started getting invited to these things and somehow Thor realizes that Foggy is partially Asgardian. Things go sideways from there.
Gen, Foggy+/ Matt + Thor, You ARE the (many times great grand)father.
So in the first Thor movie it's implied that Thor has been to earth before but it's been at least a few hundred years. Well, what if he had a fling or a one night stand the last time he was on earth and his many times great grandson is.... Foggy?
Maybe uber-great-granny knew that her baby wasn't her husbands child, maybe her husband was home soon enough after the date of conception that she thought it was his, whatever, but the secret of her liaison with Thor died with her.
So everything is cool Foggy's going to some Avengers gig with Matt and for the first time Thor is back on earth since Foggy started getting invited to these things and somehow Thor realizes that Foggy is partially Asgardian. Things go sideways from there.