"Danny you can wait to pet the dog, what are you, 5?"
Yes! Danny is very excited by pets. He needs to run over to pet them, and then grab Matt's hand to make him pet them (worrying when your hand is being dragged towards the head of a dog's head and you haven't even asked permission)
Then Danny remembers or learns about service dogs and just shows up at Matt's apartment with a german shepard or something. "My secretary looked it up and you can totally bring your own dog to a guide dog organization for training. This is a good breed because the police use them but I also saw a video of one doing parkour. I picked this one because her name sounds kind of like Devil Dog. She can guide and protect you during the day. No one will shortchange you or try to mug you with her by your side. Then you can get her some armor and she can bite crime at night"
Matt is just speechless. Where does he even start? It takes a while, but after he clears it up they are able to find a good home for the dog. The fact that The Punisher suddenly starts using a GSD in battle armor is entirely a coincdence.
Re: Don't be an ableist @sshole
Yes! Danny is very excited by pets. He needs to run over to pet them, and then grab Matt's hand to make him pet them (worrying when your hand is being dragged towards the head of a dog's head and you haven't even asked permission)
Then Danny remembers or learns about service dogs and just shows up at Matt's apartment with a german shepard or something. "My secretary looked it up and you can totally bring your own dog to a guide dog organization for training. This is a good breed because the police use them but I also saw a video of one doing parkour. I picked this one because her name sounds kind of like Devil Dog. She can guide and protect you during the day. No one will shortchange you or try to mug you with her by your side. Then you can get her some armor and she can bite crime at night"
Matt is just speechless. Where does he even start? It takes a while, but after he clears it up they are able to find a good home for the dog. The fact that The Punisher suddenly starts using a GSD in battle armor is entirely a coincdence.