Something happens (aliens...robots...alien robots...whatever...) and its MATT that gets dragged to the Avenger's Tower for a check up ("We have to make sure the mole people alien virus didn't affect an civilians...for all we know, it might give you powers." "Oh, powers? Well, we can't have a blind guy with powers. That would be really messed up...")

During the check up, they come across some healing injuries that did NOT come the Lizard Robots of Alturius IV's attack. Matt is rather squirrelly about it and doesn't really give them a good explanation about why there's a bruise that's shaped like a boot on his back. ("Bruise? What bruise? I don't see a bruise.")

Over the next few weeks/months, they keep checking in with him, just to make sure they isn't a delayed reaction to the evil cultist's ray gun. And each time they show up, Matt has a new injury that he explains away with a lame-ass excuse. The Avengers also end up taking a shine to this snarky and charming lawyer from Hell's Kitchen, so they're rather keen on figuring out who is beating up their blind lawyer friend.

Matt knows they're trying to figure it out, but he'd rather they don't find out he's Daredevil.

Hijinks ensue.


Bonus points if the Avengers accuse DAREDEVIL of using Matt as a punching bag. (And Matt starts laughing after he gets over the initial shock)