Gotta be honest, all I can think of are the jokes he and Foggy would have

"Hey Matt, they changed the clothing policy. Did you not get the memo?"
"Don't even start, Foggy, I can hear that you're naked."
"Get your ears checked, everyone's wearing yoga pants. I have a pair of Marci's if you want..."
"If I was being polite I'd say I can hear your heart speeding up, but you already know that I can hear your dick"
"Dammit! I taped it to my thigh, what was there to hear?"
"You used packing tape. Go remove it gently before the red marks are the next watercooler topic."
"If you help me I'll tell everyone you got cut up fighting a bear"
"What, like bear boxing? No deal."
"How about saving me from a bear?"
"Done. Get the baby oil from your bag and meet me in the men's room"