Maybe its because I speak Spanish (and so does Matt) but I just imagined a Chupacabra like the Taco Bell dog for a moment and then lead to this :
"What does it want?" Yelled the civilian.
"It wants a goat!" The woman looked confused.
"You can understand it!"
"Yes!" Daredevil yelled irritated. "It's a Chupacabra."
"That doesn't mean it wants a goat!"
"It wants a goat!" Daredevil yelled and grabbed the woman's Whole Foods bag. He tossed it to the monstrosity in front of them .
"Quiero una cabra!" It yelled.
"En la bolsa!" Yelled Daredevil.
"Caaaabbrraa" The creature tore into the bag and into the organic meat before it ran into the night.
"How did you know?" The woman asked.
"I speak Spanish." Daredevil yelled and vanished into the night after the creature, all the while wondering where he could buy a goat to capture the thing.
Re: Daredevil vs Chupacabra
"What does it want?" Yelled the civilian.
"It wants a goat!" The woman looked confused.
"You can understand it!"
"Yes!" Daredevil yelled irritated. "It's a Chupacabra."
"That doesn't mean it wants a goat!"
"It wants a goat!" Daredevil yelled and grabbed the woman's Whole Foods bag. He tossed it to the monstrosity in front of them .
"Quiero una cabra!" It yelled.
"En la bolsa!" Yelled Daredevil.
"Caaaabbrraa" The creature tore into the bag and into the organic meat before it ran into the night.
"How did you know?" The woman asked.
"I speak Spanish." Daredevil yelled and vanished into the night after the creature, all the while wondering where he could buy a goat to capture the thing.