"This isn't Vegas, Foggy-Bear. There's a 24 hour waiting period on marriage licenses." "Marci, It was college. We just got accepted to L&Z, and we were trying the eel for the first time. The resulting bender was definitely long enough for a marriage license." "How do you even still have a liver?" "All the eel livers I've drunk balance it out. Now will you help me with this divorce or what?"
Re: Foggy/Matt - They got drunk married and forgot about it
"Marci, It was college. We just got accepted to L&Z, and we were trying the eel for the first time. The resulting bender was definitely long enough for a marriage license."
"How do you even still have a liver?"
"All the eel livers I've drunk balance it out. Now will you help me with this divorce or what?"