Aaaahh thiiiis it's like an after-school special. Matt is all grouchy and skeptical at first but then he starts bonding with these cynical wiseass children who are all secretly desperate for positive adult attention and soon he's like "no you WILL go to state finals if I have to start shaking down drug runners to fund you myself" which is...not good? Matt, maybe don't go that far. Try a bake sale first.

(The kids would all figure out he's Daredevil within 15 minutes and decide this is the best thing ever. Maybe they make team T-shirts and Matt's says I'M NOT DAREDEVIL on the back.)