When Matt refuses painkillers, its not because he's trying to be tough or masochistic, its because Bad Things happen when he takes painkillers. Asprin? Makes him puke. Ibuprofen? Ulcers and puking. Synthetic opioids? Fucking seizures. Morphine? He stops goddamned breathing. Now, give me a well meaning paramedic trying to treat the barely concious Devil of Hell's Kitchen and nearly killing him in the process.
*sigh* look i'm gross i admit it i just want that fic all about WHY matt hates hospitals and doctors and nurses and EVERYTHING RELATED TO THE FIELD OF MEDICINE because ever since he got exposed to the (mutagenic?) chemicals that blinded him, every time he goes to the hospital they have some awful trauma that exposes another weird allergy. (is matt allergic to latex? YES. penicillin? YOU BETCHA. phenobarbital? GLORY HALLELUJAH. can they take blood/give him saline without seeing him break into a rash/weird fever? PROBABLY NOT TBH, because he's got all these weird sensory issues he refuses to admit to any hospital staff.) GET THEM AWAY FROM ME FOGGY he whines, pathetically, oozing blood onto the couch. MODERN MEDICINE IS A MIRACLE, foggy tells him. YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WITH A LATEX ALLERGY, matt snips. WHERE AM I. DID YOU LET CLAIRE GIVE ME A OPIUM DERIVATIVE, I FEEL THE ITCHES COMING ON. give me all the fic please.
Gen, Matt is allergic to everything
Prompt 1: http://daredevilkink.dreamwidth.org/2760.html?thread=5588680#cmt5588680
When Matt refuses painkillers, its not because he's trying to be tough or masochistic, its because Bad Things happen when he takes painkillers.
Asprin? Makes him puke.
Ibuprofen? Ulcers and puking.
Synthetic opioids? Fucking seizures.
Morphine? He stops goddamned breathing.
Now, give me a well meaning paramedic trying to treat the barely concious Devil of Hell's Kitchen and nearly killing him in the process.
Prompt 2: http://daredevilkink.dreamwidth.org/1742.html?thread=3835854#cmt3835854
*sigh* look i'm gross i admit it
i just want that fic all about WHY matt hates hospitals
and doctors
and nurses
and EVERYTHING RELATED TO THE FIELD OF MEDICINE
because ever since he got exposed to the (mutagenic?) chemicals that blinded him, every time he goes to the hospital they have some awful trauma that exposes another weird allergy.
(is matt allergic to latex? YES. penicillin? YOU BETCHA. phenobarbital? GLORY HALLELUJAH. can they take blood/give him saline without seeing him break into a rash/weird fever? PROBABLY NOT TBH, because he's got all these weird sensory issues he refuses to admit to any hospital staff.)
GET THEM AWAY FROM ME FOGGY he whines, pathetically, oozing blood onto the couch.
MODERN MEDICINE IS A MIRACLE, foggy tells him.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WITH A LATEX ALLERGY, matt snips. WHERE AM I. DID YOU LET CLAIRE GIVE ME A OPIUM DERIVATIVE, I FEEL THE ITCHES COMING ON.
give me all the fic please.
Fill: http://archiveofourown.org/works/4319847/chapters/9794514