"What? I'm out of clean clothes. It's not that bad."
"Not that bad? Must I remind you that you are 100% blind and cannot judge visual items despite being smart as hell?"
"I've dressed like this before-"
"You made me promise. You have a shirt that has an X-files theme on it. You paired it with a pair of kicks that for some reason have a little alien drawn on them and you seem compelled to wear alien green glasses."
"Guess I'll save this for the convention."
"Borrow a shirt from me and switch shoes."
"Aliens DO exist, Foggy."
"Sure they do, buddy. Sure they do but I'm not letting you be called Spooky Murodck, Matthew the Martian or something like that."
"No one's ever called me that."
"So you so say but I've heard some people talk. Marci was really tempted to get you tin foil for your birthday."
"Tin foil doesn't work."
"Really? What does."
"If I tell you, they'll know."
"Uh."
"I'm kidding."
"Oh you got me."
"Tin foil'll work."
"Matt, I can't tell when you're having me on sometimes."
"I believe they exist but I doubt they're visiting...yet"
"Come on, we're going to be late."
"You're coming to my convention."
"Only because you helped in the shop this summer. Mom and Dad would say it's the last of me."
MInifill Matt used to believe in Aliens
"What? I'm out of clean clothes. It's not that bad."
"Not that bad? Must I remind you that you are 100% blind and cannot judge visual items despite being smart as hell?"
"I've dressed like this before-"
"You made me promise. You have a shirt that has an X-files theme on it. You paired it with a pair of kicks that for some reason have a little alien drawn on them and you seem compelled to wear alien green glasses."
"Guess I'll save this for the convention."
"Borrow a shirt from me and switch shoes."
"Aliens DO exist, Foggy."
"Sure they do, buddy. Sure they do but I'm not letting you be called Spooky Murodck, Matthew the Martian or something like that."
"No one's ever called me that."
"So you so say but I've heard some people talk. Marci was really tempted to get you tin foil for your birthday."
"Tin foil doesn't work."
"Really? What does."
"If I tell you, they'll know."
"Uh."
"I'm kidding."
"Oh you got me."
"Tin foil'll work."
"Matt, I can't tell when you're having me on sometimes."
"I believe they exist but I doubt they're visiting...yet"
"Come on, we're going to be late."
"You're coming to my convention."
"Only because you helped in the shop this summer. Mom and Dad would say it's the last of me."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tort now, aliens later."