So don't mind me, I'm just getting rid of a really specific headcanon here that unfortunately I will never likely write, but that I hope someone else enjoys. I am not super expecting anyone to write this since it's super specific and kind of demands a longer fic, but I think it's fun.
At some point, Thor discovers that Foggy can lift Mjolnir. Maybe it's an accident and Foggy has no clue what lifting it means. But Thor knows who Foggy is and that this is the case.
Cue Thor somehow ending up in an alien jail separated from his hammer unable to prove he's the prince of Asgard. The aliens say "If you are who you say you are, where's your hammer? Have someone bring it to you and we'll believe you. But we'll only allow your legal representation onto our planet's surface to bring it, so good luck finding a worthy lawyer." And Thor is like "I actually know one."
Foggy is recruited by a couple of Avengers to join them and the Warriors Three and Sif on an epic adventure to retrieve the hammer since he is literally the only one in the universe who can. The Warriors and Sif and many other people do not have much faith in his ability to survive and get the job done. It involves him having to learn to fight and getting his ass kicked, and possibly comparisons to them needing Frodo but him being Samwise Gamgee instead and him not feeling super capable of being the hero, but growing into the role in the end.
It later leads to Foggy becoming the Avengers go-to negotiator and lawyer when it comes to dealing with alien races, because his superpower is learning intergalactic law on the fly and his verbal dexterity and ability to make friends.
+ 10,000 for the inclusion of the Guardians of the Galaxy in some way.
+ 1,000,000 for Loki also being recruited on their journey.
Foggy Nelson: Worthy Attorney Having Galactic Adventures
At some point, Thor discovers that Foggy can lift Mjolnir. Maybe it's an accident and Foggy has no clue what lifting it means. But Thor knows who Foggy is and that this is the case.
Cue Thor somehow ending up in an alien jail separated from his hammer unable to prove he's the prince of Asgard. The aliens say "If you are who you say you are, where's your hammer? Have someone bring it to you and we'll believe you. But we'll only allow your legal representation onto our planet's surface to bring it, so good luck finding a worthy lawyer." And Thor is like "I actually know one."
Foggy is recruited by a couple of Avengers to join them and the Warriors Three and Sif on an epic adventure to retrieve the hammer since he is literally the only one in the universe who can. The Warriors and Sif and many other people do not have much faith in his ability to survive and get the job done. It involves him having to learn to fight and getting his ass kicked, and possibly comparisons to them needing Frodo but him being Samwise Gamgee instead and him not feeling super capable of being the hero, but growing into the role in the end.
It later leads to Foggy becoming the Avengers go-to negotiator and lawyer when it comes to dealing with alien races, because his superpower is learning intergalactic law on the fly and his verbal dexterity and ability to make friends.
+ 10,000 for the inclusion of the Guardians of the Galaxy in some way.
+ 1,000,000 for Loki also being recruited on their journey.