This is not a fill, plz someone actually take this prompt and run with it.

In the middle of a battlefield, probably, after the Avengers have booted Matt and Frank out of the Quinjet to the quadrant they're supposed to take care of.

Frank: "Did they just...?"

Matt: Grins.

Frank: "So they're not willing to risk having me watch their backs, but it's fine if I lose my shit with you? I thought they liked you Red."

Matt: Twirls his club casually in his hand. "Haven't you heard? I'm not human."

Frank: "The hell? Of course your human."

Matt: Shrugs. "They thought I was some kind of robot at first. But I guess Jarvis did a full-body scan when I came to the tower. Now the running theory is 'supernatural being'."

Frank: "What kind of supernatural being?"

Matt: "The kind that has superhuman senses Frank. Keep up."

Frank: Scowls fiercely. "And do they think you have superhuman healing powers to go with those superhuman senses?"

Matt: "Probably? It hasn't come up."

Frank: Eyes approaching army. "I get the feeling it's about to come up."

Matt: "Oh come on. It's a little bit funny."

Frank: Loads large-ass-gun-of-choice and points toward said army. "This conversation isn't over."