Oh my god but really, if Mike was just acting out to get Matt to notice him. Like hitting on Karen and immediately turning to Matt to see if he was jealous, or Mike making fun of Foggy to make himself look better in comparison. Or wearing all the coolest fashion and using the latest slang because he see that's what people picking up hot girls do at the bar, and well Matt's way better than those girls so maybe it will work on him too? And Mike knows Matt is blind, but Mike still has to look his best for Matt, and Matt will know what he looks like if he could ever get Matt to touch him...