I need them having rushed sex on a desk while Karen's goes on a coffee run like I need air.

+10 for dirty talk
+100 If whoever's on top (idc who) tries to be all dominating but fails, cue frustrated topping from the bottom
+1000 Karen comes back early and walks in on them/listens by the door (can turn into matt/foggy/karen or can just be hilariously awkward, I don't mind)