AYRT: EXACTLY. Like, Matt and a girl were flirting at a party, maybe, her boyfriend (or just some other guy) got jealous, and yet SOMEHOW, Foggy's the one who wound up with the black eye?

(Matt can't have ducked. How would he have known to duck? It was totally an incidental head turn or something. Foggy's memory is kind of fuzzy anyway, what with all the shouting and then the pain.)