lol yesss desperate, mid-finals matt asking foggy to get him THE MOST CAFFEINATED thing he can find on his next deli-run. foggy coming back with like monster or some shit, at matt just like turning green and covering his mouth as soon as he opens the can (foggy probably worries that he's exposed matt to some deadly allergen or something, but no, matt's just rly rly sensitive & picky)

"foggy... foggy, have you ever actually drank this?? r u ok??? is this some sort of shady x-men recruitment thing?!?!"

or "i've had chemicals in MY EYES that probably taste better than this"